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Old 06-16-2015, 02:40 PM   #1
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:stop Meanwhile, in Florida, a raccoon is riding on an alligator

by any means his gurl is across the swamp


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If you can't tell what's going on there, it's a RACCOON RIDING ON THE BACK OF AN ALLIGATOR AND WE ARE ALL SCREWED. SERIOUSLY, IF ALLIGATORS AND RODENTS ARE TEAMING UP THEN I'M OUT OF HERE.

Apparently the picture was taken by a man who was looking at alligators with his family, when his son startled a raccoon they couldn't see. The raccoon ran out onto the alligator's back, and then the alligator did not kill it instantly. This is terrifying, no good, very bad news.

If you guys know anyone at NASA who is looking for someone to go on the first manned flight to Mars who doesn't care about the risks involved, please pass along my phone number to them.

Meanwhile, in Florida, a raccoon is riding on an alligator - SBNation.com
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Old 06-16-2015, 03:00 PM   #2
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Raccoon is living the Thug Life
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Old 06-16-2015, 03:49 PM   #3
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I'm pretty sure it went something like that...
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Old 06-16-2015, 04:14 PM   #4
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Old 06-17-2015, 03:39 AM   #5
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Nuke Florida and all the ungodly creatures and perversion there and be done with it.

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Old 06-17-2015, 03:46 AM   #6
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Old 06-17-2015, 04:35 AM   #7
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And here is a pig riding an alligator...

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:44 AM   #8
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If you can't tell what's going on there, it's a RACCOON RIDING ON THE BACK OF AN ALLIGATOR AND WE ARE ALL SCREWED. SERIOUSLY, IF ALLIGATORS AND RODENTS ARE TEAMING UP THEN I'M OUT OF HERE.

Apparently the picture was taken by a man who was looking at alligators with his family, when his son startled a raccoon they couldn't see. The raccoon ran out onto the alligator's back, and then the alligator did not kill it instantly. This is terrifying, no good, very bad news.

If you guys know anyone at NASA who is looking for someone to go on the first manned flight to Mars who doesn't care about the risks involved, please pass along my phone number to them.

Meanwhile, in Florida, a raccoon is riding on an alligator - SBNation.com
great picture
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Old 06-17-2015, 05:40 AM   #9
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Most of us that live in Florida have known all along that it is not the alligators we have to worry about, it's the raccoons. You simply cannot turn your back on a raccoon.
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Old 06-17-2015, 09:06 AM   #10
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this is NOT ok. You are implying the old racist slur 'coon' with this thread, saying they are all lazy and free-riding over the backs of others. Someone should report you for such a racist thread!
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Old 06-17-2015, 09:33 AM   #11
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Hilarious i thought its photoshoped at the start
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