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Old 07-20-2015, 12:49 PM   #1
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Taking a good picture of your own dick ...

... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??
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Old 07-20-2015, 12:51 PM   #2
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... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??
Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can or with a DVD behind. It gives people perspective and has always worked for me (no I don't have a huge monster cock)
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Old 07-20-2015, 01:06 PM   #4
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Further tip - Use a small coke can like you get on an airplane... Makes it look huge!
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Old 07-20-2015, 01:11 PM   #6
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Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can or with a DVD behind. It gives people perspective and has always worked for me (no I don't have a huge monster cock)

Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this.





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Old 07-20-2015, 01:17 PM   #8
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Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this.





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make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings
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Old 07-20-2015, 03:37 PM   #13
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make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings
*Only if you have really small hands, otherwise just prop your cock on the can..
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