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|  10-10-2015, 01:31 PM | #1 | |
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				Russian fighter jet shot down over Turkey?
			 I am starting to read reports about a Russian fighter jet shot down over Turkey....  Quote: 
 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:36 PM | #2 | 
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				 | Turkey seem to be having a bad day... | 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:37 PM | #3 | |
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 No.. You've got it wrong. Turkey is a NATO country. I mean Russian defense doctrine does not consider Turkey as... Turkey. It's NATO. 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:47 PM | #4 | 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:50 PM | #5 | |
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|  10-10-2015, 01:51 PM | #6 | 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:53 PM | #7 | |
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				 | Russia wakes up Caspian Sea fleet to fire cruise missiles into Syria | The Japan Times  Quote: 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:54 PM | #8 | 
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				 | Шлак руцкий. 
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|  10-10-2015, 01:57 PM | #9 | 
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|  10-10-2015, 02:03 PM | #10 | 
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				 | All it needs to get him started is a little bit of sunlight.... And maybe a cup of coffee. 
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|  10-10-2015, 02:03 PM | #11 | ||
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 Watch it at 1:08 and you will very VERY surprised - that's not some hand-made rocket. That's ICBM with a power of 500 Hiroshmas which can reach any point on the Earth's surface ;) Launching a satellite from a truck (designed to deliver nukes over the sea): Quote: 
  
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|  10-10-2015, 02:11 PM | #12 | |
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  I don't mean to be knocking you or Russia but.... You crack me up. 
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|  10-10-2015, 02:24 PM | #13 | |
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 Not impressed at all. We have three ICBM missile silos here in town about a mile away from me. This is 1960s technology. 
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|  10-10-2015, 02:31 PM | #14 | |
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				 | The first successful Moon unmanned landing was done by the Soviet Union (learn the history). Also all manned US landings were made by the butcher Nazi SS oficer Wernher von Braun and they have no relation to Americans. That was his personal achievement. When he has died, the US rockets have refused to fly (see the US space shuttle program which was an epic fail - 33% of defunct garbage). Quote: 
  
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|  10-10-2015, 02:50 PM | #15 | 
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				 | before reading a story first see who published it, if it is an american media company, you can literally bet money on it not being true... any chubby want to bet that this story is bullshit like the missile falling on iran story?    | 
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|  10-10-2015, 02:56 PM | #16 | 
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				 | The dumbest thing I've read all day | 
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|  10-10-2015, 04:06 PM | #17 | 
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|  10-10-2015, 04:12 PM | #18 | 
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				 | False alarm?.. | 
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|  10-10-2015, 04:46 PM | #19 | 
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				 | tomorrow I'm packing 10 000 of these in my basement and locking myself up  
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|  10-10-2015, 04:55 PM | #20 | |
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|  10-10-2015, 07:05 PM | #21 | |
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				 | Quote:    american logic: turkey knows russia is fighting isis in the region, they can clearly identify a russian jet, they know it means them no harm, they just had like 80 people killed in a terror attack BUT they will down the russian jet because it somehow strokes american egos to practice mental gymnastics of olympic cliabre    | |
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|  10-10-2015, 07:27 PM | #22 | 
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				 | They don't have balls to mess with NATO. Who you fucking kidding? | 
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|  10-10-2015, 07:35 PM | #23 | |
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|  10-10-2015, 07:41 PM | #25 | 
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				 | beat.you.to.space.and.the.moon.apply.vaseline      | 
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|  10-10-2015, 09:19 PM | #29 | 
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				 | lollllllllllllll. 
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|  10-11-2015, 12:50 AM | #31 | 
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				 | The launch of R-36 (aka SS-18 Satan) is cool too. At least, it's the most advanced and powerful nuclear ICBM on our planet. BTW, check out this flying torpedo (SS-N-16 Stallion) which was developed in 1969 and can carry a nuclear warhead:  
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|  10-11-2015, 01:09 AM | #32 | 
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				 | On the next day... Still only "unconfirmed sources?" No news from Turkish authorities? How come? 
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|  10-11-2015, 04:23 AM | #33 | ||
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      maybe the russian jet was downed in turkey by the missile that fell on iran?     oh and maybe the missile that fell on iran, that downed the russian jet in turkey, was downed by saddams WMD? Quote: 
     why did you guys not crash a tin can on a rock before them? <-------------------------because you suck AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I understand you tho  it hurts your buttyhole that russians are obviously the first ones in space and your country talked a lot of shit about how you are "the greatest nation on earth" and how 'merica is some sort of special special place... you...are...nothing...special     the USA takes 2nd place all the time...like in WW2 when you declared victory after nuking harmless jap fishermen....its not like the pussy ass americans walked in to berlin was it? LOLOLOLOL | ||
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|  10-11-2015, 04:45 AM | #34 | |
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|  10-11-2015, 04:54 AM | #35 | |
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    I did not say tin can, baddog did...I only asked why was america unable to crash a tin can to the moon first, and I answered my own question by stating the obvious truth: the USA is nothing special  oh and as for rape, you do realize that your country has 20-40x the rape rate of my 3rd world shit hole and the US government sanctioned gay rape that goes on in US prisons is at 100.000 rapes/year, you do realize how funny you sound when the USA, in times of peace, outdoes a 3rd world shit hole? the top estimate for rapes that happened in bosnia (the war was not in serbia at all but you are too stupid to understand) is 50.000 (according to honest honest honest US Media) over a period of 4 years, BUT the USA gets 100.000 GAY rapes in just one year? how funny is this?= very very very funny LOL | |
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|  10-11-2015, 05:18 AM | #36 | |
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 In any case it doesn't matter, at the end of the day people leave Russia and Serbia in droves for countries like mine and the US. Strange how you don't see people going to Russia from the west right? They couldn't even get that fat alcoholic Gerard Depardieu to stay for a year lol. Fuck even Putin's daughter doesn't want to live in Russia. How fucked up does a country have to be where the daughter of the most powerful man doesn't want to live there? :D | |
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|  10-11-2015, 05:26 AM | #37 | 
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				 | Bosnia and and the US have slightly different populations in case you didn't know.  Also you're comparing the rape of criminals versus women and children.  What does the war not taking place on serbian soil have to do with anything?  By that logic, the US has no responsibility for what happened in Iraq or Afghanistan.  The Hague seems to view Serbia's involvement in genocide and mass rape slightly differently then your history books show :D | 
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|  10-11-2015, 05:45 AM | #38 | 
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				 | Day #2 of basement shelter Situation is very shitty...... 
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|  10-11-2015, 06:16 AM | #39 | |
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 Try 135 missions and two losses. Less than 2%. Burans record... 1 unmanned flight, and 1 Buran destroyed by a wind storm, also killing 8 people. Oh and then there is this guy..... Valentin Bondarenko also dead, during training.... TRAINING. | |
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|  10-11-2015, 06:25 AM | #40 | 
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				 | [QUOTE=CyberSEO;20601235]You forgot that Russia has the most advanced rocket technologist on this planet. How many US astronauts were killed by Russian-made rockers (the only rockets you are using now to get to the space)? The answer is ZERO. How many US astronauts were killed by the US-made rockets? Man, your country had 6 shuttles and two of them have blown out and killed all their crews. It's a fuckin' 33% of failures. And you are talking about Russian missiles? Be sure, those will not fail. Russia is the only country that can launch a satellite (or a nuke) from a truck or a usual train wagon... Can you imagine a train wagon with an ICBM launch system inside? Are you seriously off your rocker? I thought we were just playing around before but you are nuts.......most advanced rocket technology? You fly bear class bombers from 1950, JUST developed your first drone, cant's hit the right COUNTRY with a missile and by the way I watched a beautiful jupiter rocket carry not ONE but 8 satellites into space from vandenberg AFB here the other night. We don't need you, we pitty you and try to help you out. | 
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 russia beat the USA to space AND the moon...why did russia not put an astronaut on the moon first? well its like this, when you fuck a 'ho in the ass and pussy, you don't go overpayin' for the mouth    Quote: 
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|  10-11-2015, 08:09 AM | #42 | |
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|  10-11-2015, 08:12 AM | #43 | 
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				 | Who are "we"??? What country are you from, clown? I bet the only thing you can do is to watch "Start Wars" and only dream about cosmos, because you are too stupid to make at least one space rocket. A country of farmers and swineherds can not reach the stars. Go back to your farm now and gown up some potatoes/bananas/tulip for us. Be a useful girl already and stop interfering the discussion of big man. 
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 Good for you guys for taking that many immigrants, although you probably have room since so many of your countrymen ran with the Syrians to the EU. Obviously they couldnt run to Russia because they're just too awesome. Say what you want, but Obamas kids live in the country and Putin's daughter ran away to Europe, again probably because of too much awesomeness in Russia :D | |
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|  10-11-2015, 08:18 AM | #45 | 
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				 | "TRAINING" you say??? Do you mean this: BBC ON THIS DAY | 27 | 1967: Three astronauts die in Apollo 1 tragedy? Ok then  
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|  10-11-2015, 08:24 AM | #46 | 
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				 | BTW any confirmed news on the Russian jets shot down in the Turkish sky? Still rumors and unconfirmed CNN sources? 
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 april 10th 1961- "US tastes russian dick, and uses it as a toothbrush" day    you keep calling the russians taking the moon a tin can...pray tell, why was the USA not 1st in putting a "tin can" on the moon? was it because: you got there 2nd?    hey the russians want to know how its like to be 2nd and 3rd they really dont know?  | ||
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|  10-11-2015, 08:34 AM | #48 | 
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				 | you dumbfuck ruskie and serb fuckwads can't even figure out the report initiated from the UK media. | 
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|  10-11-2015, 08:56 AM | #49 | |
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|  10-11-2015, 09:31 AM | #50 | |
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 All your glorious achievements were done by a now defunct failed state. Russia can barely hit the right country with its cruise missiles so no glory stealing from the communist USSR. | |
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