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Old 09-28-2015, 11:32 AM   #1
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The biggest problem about having a girlfriend....

Is that now when I'm out i have to tell all the pussy that throws themselves at me that I'm taken.

I'm faithful. Not a cheater. But it takes a strong man such as myself to turn down non-stop pussy just to keep my morals in check.
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:36 AM   #2
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:38 AM   #3
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All that and not one mention of "dime piece".

Man you're slipping. :D
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:00 PM   #4
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meanwhile you gf is out taking many black men on.. I figured that is the real reason you started that thread the other day
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:02 PM   #5
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:02 PM   #6
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Troll thread or not, but this is completely true.Those moments when you have an opportunity to hook up (or just opportunity to capitalize on interest signals) and you realize "damn, I can not do anything". That genuinely sucks.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:07 PM   #7
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Girlfriends and/or wives are too much responsibility. Especially if you're dating a fucking text monster. I dated a girl once that sent me text messages from the time she woke up until the minute before she fell asleep. Shit was soooooo fucking annoying.

I'm 41 and never been married. Plan on keeping it that way. I'll fuck anything with two holes and a heartbeat, but I'm not calling anything exclusive and I sure as fuck ain't getting married.

The only people I have to be faithful to are my friends and family. That's the way I like it.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:08 PM   #8
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Troll thread or not, but this is completely true.Those moments when you have an opportunity to hook up (or just opportunity to capitalize on interest signals) and you realize "damn, I can not do anything". That genuinely sucks.
Not to mention you seem to get many more opportunities when you are in a committed relationship than when you're single and desperate.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:25 PM   #9
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Is that now when I'm out i have to tell all the pussy that throws themselves at me that I'm taken.

I'm faithful. Not a cheater. But it takes a strong man such as myself to turn down non-stop pussy just to keep my morals in check.
She's probably cheating with lots of black guys I would imagine.

So you might as well get all that pussy just throwing themselves at you now that you are taken!
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:27 PM   #10
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"is having a girlfriend."

There, fixed it for you.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:28 PM   #11
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:41 PM   #12
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That was a weird double post.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:42 PM   #13
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She's probably cheating with lots of black guys I would imagine.

So you might as well get all that pussy just throwing themselves at you now that you are taken!

You sound like quite the catch!
No sorry loser I don't cheat. It sometimes is tiring being the Alpha Male at every party. A couple drinks in and peoples girlfriends are throwing themselves at me. Ladies can tell just by looking at me I have a massive wank. I don't blame them.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:44 PM   #14
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Get a bi gf, then, and offer them to join in. Works for me and it's not cheating.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:46 PM   #15
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Get a bi gf, then, and offer them to join in. Works for me and it's not cheating.
Your girlfriend like when you get fucked in the ass? sorry not my shin dig.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:50 PM   #16
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We're taking about women, sir.. No guys, it's our rule
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:58 PM   #17
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:01 PM   #18
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:37 PM   #19
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What is a girlfriend??
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:55 PM   #20
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What is a girlfriend??
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:56 PM   #21
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What a banging body. The girl I mean lol

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Old 09-28-2015, 01:58 PM   #22
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What a banging body.

Anyone know who that is?
I think he goes by Wolfgang Amagayus.
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Old 09-28-2015, 02:00 PM   #23
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:22 PM   #24
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The biggest problem for me is that the word is out that I have a massive cock. You should see everytime i am talking to my friends girlfriend they are continually eye fucking me. It almost becomes annoying at the constant attention.
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:31 PM   #25
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Old 09-28-2015, 05:22 PM   #26
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Is that now when I'm out i have to tell all the pussy that throws themselves at me that I'm taken.

I'm faithful. Not a cheater. But it takes a strong man such as myself to turn down non-stop pussy just to keep my morals in check.
Be a man. Tell your girlfriend you want threesomes on a regular basis.
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Not to mention you seem to get many more opportunities when you are in a committed relationship than when you're single and desperate.
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