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I AM WEB 2.0
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The biggest problem about having a girlfriend....
Is that now when I'm out i have to tell all the pussy that throws themselves at me that I'm taken.
I'm faithful. Not a cheater. But it takes a strong man such as myself to turn down non-stop pussy just to keep my morals in check. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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All that and not one mention of "dime piece".
Man you're slipping. :D
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So Fucking Fabulous
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meanwhile you gf is out taking many black men on.. I figured that is the real reason you started that thread the other day
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interesting
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See signature :)
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Troll thread or not, but this is completely true.Those moments when you have an opportunity to hook up (or just opportunity to capitalize on interest signals) and you realize "damn, I can not do anything". That genuinely sucks.
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I'm a great bowler.
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Girlfriends and/or wives are too much responsibility. Especially if you're dating a fucking text monster. I dated a girl once that sent me text messages from the time she woke up until the minute before she fell asleep. Shit was soooooo fucking annoying.
I'm 41 and never been married. Plan on keeping it that way. I'll fuck anything with two holes and a heartbeat, but I'm not calling anything exclusive and I sure as fuck ain't getting married. The only people I have to be faithful to are my friends and family. That's the way I like it. |
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Not to mention you seem to get many more opportunities when you are in a committed relationship than when you're single and desperate.
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Let's do some business!
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"is having a girlfriend."
There, fixed it for you.
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fgfdftre6
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Double post
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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That was a weird double post.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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No sorry loser I don't cheat. It sometimes is tiring being the Alpha Male at every party. A couple drinks in and peoples girlfriends are throwing themselves at me. Ladies can tell just by looking at me I have a massive wank. I don't blame them.
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Get a bi gf, then, and offer them to join in. Works for me and it's not cheating.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Confirmed User
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#18 |
So Fucking Banned
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The problem is you player
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What is a girlfriend??
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See signature :)
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What a banging body. The girl I mean lol
Anyone know who that is? |
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I'm a great bowler.
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I'm a great bowler.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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The biggest problem for me is that the word is out that I have a massive cock. You should see everytime i am talking to my friends girlfriend they are continually eye fucking me. It almost becomes annoying at the constant attention.
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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Be a man. Tell your girlfriend you want threesomes on a regular basis.
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