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Old 10-10-2015, 02:24 AM   #1
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Question for EddyTheDog...

Hi Eddy,

I could have asked you this via PM, but I'm doing it publicly cause it may give GFY a chuckle. I'm not asking because of your sexual preferences... But because of your nursing experience.

Due to my newly discovered type 2 diabetes, I was invited in for a flu jab this morning. When I went in, it pooped up on the computer that I was also eligible for another injection which sounded very much like a 'HomoCockJob' ! I didn't miss-hear it completely because both the nurse and the assistant seemed to both be slightly amused and embarrassed by what it sounded like...

So I had my flu jab in my left arm, and my homocockjob in my right.

I didn't ask at the time as to more info on what it was cause there were about 100 people waiting in a queue behind me, but do you have ANY idea of what they stuck in my right arm?

Cheers x
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Old 10-10-2015, 02:54 AM   #2
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Actually, I used to be a nurse too and because of that I know (the ONLY reason I know!) that the nurse injected you in the wrong place - if done correctly, you wouldn't be able to sit down right now. Go back and ask for the "Cartman Probe", that'll sort you out.
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Old 10-10-2015, 03:04 AM   #3
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Actually, I used to be a nurse too and because of that I know (the ONLY reason I know!) that the nurse injected you in the wrong place - if done correctly, you wouldn't be able to sit down right now. Go back and ask for the "Cartman Probe", that'll sort you out.
LOL. The only homocXXXXX I can find online is a vit b12 injection, which does make sense regarding my liver complications, however I wouldn't have expected her to have just had that 'to hand' on the desk that was covered with 100+ flu injections...

Just one of those weird everyday occurrences I seem to run into. Like my dentist being called Dr Payne etc...
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Old 10-10-2015, 03:26 AM   #4
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I was invited in for a flu jab this morning.

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But I like Mercury...

Its my 2nd Fav planet after Earth...
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But I like Mercury...

Its my 2nd Fav planet after Earth...
I suppose that's OK then, but just don't mention to Eddy if you happen to like the planet between Saturn and Neptune (he might misunderstand)
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Old 10-10-2015, 07:46 AM   #7
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But I like Mercury...

Its my 2nd Fav planet after Earth...
He was also one of my favorite rock singers.
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Yet another gay reference lol
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Yet another gay reference lol
You have to seed these threads with gayness to get Eddy's full attention.
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Meningococcus would be my guess - It could well have been a brand name that they used - There are some really odd ones...

Hemo - Blood
Cock - Coccus
Up - As in boost

Something like that?..
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Meningococcus would be my guess - It could well have been a brand name that they used - There are some really odd ones...

Hemo - Blood
Cock - Coccus
Up - As in boost

Something like that?..
Cheers mate - When you break it down it does make sense

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