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MetaMan · 10-18-2015, 06:59 PM

Basically im looking to hire someone multiple times per month to be belittled.

Ill basically call you any hour of the day. Scream at you. Call you sandwich titties and basically all round talk down to you.

I may also require you to smother your man tits in peanut butter, send me proof and i will humiliate you over the phone because of your peanut butter man tits.

Post resumes here. Ill paypal $100/month and its possible for an ongoing gig.

Rob · 10-18-2015, 07:01 PM

Will you cover the PayPal fees?

MetaMan · 10-18-2015, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Will you cover the PayPal fees?

If you do a good job ill include the fees as a tip.

EddyTheDog · 10-18-2015, 07:14 PM

Pretty much a normal day for me - Although peanut butter on the moobs is a new one...

Do you cover peanut butter related expenses?....

arock10 · 10-18-2015, 07:25 PM

Pretty sure I already offer this at them paying me $29.95 a month, guess I have some competition now

Struggle4Bucks · 10-18-2015, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Basically im looking to hire someone multiple times per month to be belittled.

Ill basically call you any hour of the day. Scream at you. Call you sandwich titties and basically all round talk down to you.

I may also require you to smother your man tits in peanut butter, send me proof and i will humiliate you over the phone because of your peanut butter man tits.

Post resumes here. Ill paypal $100/month and its possible for an ongoing gig.

Why don't you buy a whip; a leather cap; name yourself MetaDaddy and actually GET paid for that... $100 an hour...

Good luck with it...

I always knew you were a latent homo! Proof Here. Especially the comment about perfectly grilled meat....

VikingMan · 10-18-2015, 08:21 PM

Do I have to supply my own peanut butter or can I get reimbursed? I will do this as long as you pay for the peanut butter and it must be creamy not crunchy.

SilentKnight · 10-18-2015, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Basically im looking to hire someone multiple times per month to be belittled.

Ill basically call you any hour of the day. Scream at you. Call you sandwich titties and basically all round talk down to you.

I may also require you to smother your man tits in peanut butter, send me proof and i will humiliate you over the phone because of your peanut butter man tits.

Post resumes here. Ill paypal $100/month and its possible for an ongoing gig.

IRS turn down your job application?

L-Pink · 10-18-2015, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

MetaDaddy

ContentBay · 10-18-2015, 10:44 PM

Just like my friends wife then...

Relic · 10-18-2015, 10:54 PM

dig420 · 10-19-2015, 02:58 AM

If you were female I'd do it for free.

davidclickpapa · 10-19-2015, 03:06 AM

i've been doing it for 10+ years to random toddlers and policemen without paying anything.

j3rkules · 10-19-2015, 03:07 AM

https://gfy.com/forum42/

yuu.design · 10-19-2015, 08:45 AM

go to fiverr.com :P

Mediamix · 10-19-2015, 08:54 AM

Donny Long could use the money.. Then he can hire some real models and leave those retarded asian cunts in the slums.

Colmike9 · 10-19-2015, 10:09 AM

You could do that to my sub, she'd like it..

MetaMan · 10-19-2015, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan

Do I have to supply my own peanut butter or can I get reimbursed? I will do this as long as you pay for the peanut butter and it must be creamy not crunchy.

I will cover the peanut butter if you promise to lather up your man titties nice and thick.

So far I have received 5 applications via private message. I prefer someone who i can publicly humiliate for taking the job. But if no one steps up I will decide from the private applicants.

This job offer will be open for the rest of the week.

MetaMan · 10-19-2015, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

You could do that to my sub, she'd like it..

This isn't sexual you twisted freak.

This is merely a professional position for which someone I can let out any anger on. I will be more than happy to be used as a reference also.

Colmike9 · 10-19-2015, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

This isn't sexual you twisted freak.

This is merely a professional position for which someone I can let out any anger on. I will be more than happy to be used as a reference also.

I know, not everything is sexual with a Daddy/little.. Plus she wants to be abused but I'm too nice..

btw, though, how is the peanut butter on man tits not sexual?..

MetaMan · 10-19-2015, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

I know, not everything is sexual with a Daddy/little.. Plus she wants to be abused but I'm too nice..

btw, though, how is the peanut butter on man tits not sexual?..

I just want someone who is willing to go the extra mile. I'm not about to drop 100 bones on someone who isnt willing to push to the next level.

This could be a position of a lifetime for someone. Merely working for a well known person like myself will boost someones grade through the work.

Normally I'd expect someone to do it for free but I'm not cheap.

ilnjscb · 10-19-2015, 10:24 AM

Confirmed: MetaMan is Joe Biden

The Great Unraveling

"[Biden] ignored you, intimidated you, sometimes humiliated you, took no interest in your advancement, and never learned your name. ?Hey, Chief,? he?d say, or ?How?s it going, Cap?n,? unless he was ticked off at you, in which case he?d employ one of his favorite terms for male underlings: ?dumb fuck.? ?Dumb fuck over here didn?t get me the briefing materials I needed.? It was both noun and adjective: ?Is the event leader a Democrat or a Republican? Or are you too dumb fuck to know??"

Joe can buy a lot of peanut butter. Hell, Joe can buy cashew butter.

Sly · 10-19-2015, 10:31 AM

Be a man. Demand peanut butter on the balls. On the tits? Come on. Stop bitching out.

Petra · 10-19-2015, 10:34 AM

Well hell, this is cake compared to the findoms. I'm in!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 10-19-2015, 10:55 AM

I can find you 100 different guys a month to choose from. =)

You pay me the money, I'll provide you a different victim each month. We can just set up a recurring payment plan.

MetaMan · 10-19-2015, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I can find you 100 different guys a month to choose from. =)

You pay me the money, I'll provide you a different victim each month. We can just set up a recurring payment plan.

I don't work with women. They are emotional and have trouble focusing on things rationally. Any job that can be done a man can do it better.

TrainWreckContent · 10-19-2015, 11:46 AM

hahah this is too funny, good luck with your job search i am sure there are plenty of men here willing to do this

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 10-19-2015, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I don't work with women. They are emotional and have trouble focusing on things rationally. Any job that can be done a man can do it better.

True, women are fucked up.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I will pay someone $100/month to allow me to belittle them: Basically im looking to hire someone multiple times per month to be belittled. Ill basically call you any hour of the day. Scream at you. Call you sandwich titties and basically all round talk down to you. I may also require you to smother your man tits in peanut butter, send me proof and i will humiliate you over the phone because of your peanut butter man tits. Post resumes here. Ill paypal $100/month and its possible for an ongoing gig.

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10-18-2015, 08:21 PM	#7
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