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Rob · 10-30-2015, 06:32 PM

A girl came over to Netflix and chill. She asks if she can use my laptop to check Facebook and her email. She goes directly to my search history, and yeah, she left. Something about having, "ripped assholes, gay, super gay, black cocks, small dicks, big dicks, fat girls, unshaved pussies, dirty pussies, tranny sex, chicks with dicks, animal porn, horse fetish, fat smelly asses, Donny Long dirty asshole, and Donny Long gay porn" in your search history is a real turn off.

Twitter · 10-30-2015, 06:38 PM

you need to wipe your shit like donny

shake · 10-30-2015, 06:44 PM

Incognito bro...

BigFurry · 10-30-2015, 06:47 PM

Beginner

sicone · 10-30-2015, 07:28 PM

I hate when GFY makes me search for shit

LeRoy · 10-30-2015, 07:36 PM

Happens to the best of us!

Seth Manson · 10-30-2015, 07:47 PM

Hope you didnt pay her up front.

astronaut x · 10-30-2015, 08:08 PM

Don't be so quick to assume it was just your search history. Sounds like she already had some reservations to begin with.

How exactly do those search terms in your search history make it GFY's fault? Sounds like there is a lot more to that story as well.

Rob · 10-30-2015, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Hope you didnt pay her up front.

Only half.

Cyber Fucker · 10-30-2015, 08:16 PM

Well, some girls are not open-minded.

RyuLion · 10-30-2015, 08:49 PM

SilentKnight · 10-30-2015, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

A girl came over to Netflix and chill. She asks if she can use my laptop to check Facebook and her email. She goes directly to my search history, and yeah, she left. Something about having, "ripped assholes, gay, super gay, black cocks, small dicks, big dicks, fat girls, unshaved pussies, dirty pussies, tranny sex, chicks with dicks, animal porn, horse fetish, fat smelly asses, Donny Long dirty asshole, and Donny Long gay porn" in your search history is a real turn off.

Sounds as though she'd need too much training, anyways.

Freedom6995 · 10-31-2015, 02:36 AM

A girl without a phone? I call BS.

iSpyCams · 10-31-2015, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

... in your search history is a real turn off.

I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.

yuu.design · 10-31-2015, 06:06 AM

hahahah, you need a second laptop

blackmonsters · 10-31-2015, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freedom6995

A girl without a phone? I call BS.

blackmonsters · 10-31-2015, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.

Rob · 10-31-2015, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freedom6995

A girl without a phone? I call BS.

Battery was dying, she has iPhone, I got Galaxy...our cords didn't match. Bad chemistry off the rip, heh?

Quote:

I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.

It was my Google search history looking for fucked up shit to post on GFY.

marlboroack · 10-31-2015, 12:48 PM

She wasn't the one bro

jimmycooper · 10-31-2015, 01:57 PM

or she just thought you were a massive dork after hearing you use 'Netflix' as a verb.

fitzmulti · 10-31-2015, 03:05 PM

Bitches here can't use my computers...

Twitter · 10-31-2015, 03:09 PM

maybe tonight will be better?

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