Help I need ideas for a God damned "heart gift" for my brother on Christmas Eve - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 12-22-2015, 11:45 PM

Does your family exchange "Heart Gifts" for Christmas? The idea is it has to be something you make with your hands or think up. You cannot buy anything. So you cannot do something like put a picture of the two of you in a picture frame or anything like that. If it is for a kid it is easy but it is for my brother. FUCK!

What is worse is if you do not do a good job or if you actually do cheat and buy something for the person the entire family guilts you for it. I wish I was Jewish or could just skip Christmas because this fuckin heart gift just causes me tons of stress.

Help! I need ideas!

MiamiBoyz · 12-23-2015, 12:10 AM

Sorry but never heard of it and it sounds like a load of shit. You should become an atheist actually.

escorpio · 12-23-2015, 12:11 AM

Batch of weed brownies.

VikingMan · 12-23-2015, 12:18 AM

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Batch of weed brownies.

interesting

escorpio · 12-23-2015, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

interesting

You're in WA, right? Try Killer Bee brand mix.

nico-t · 12-23-2015, 03:33 AM

that sounds very gay.

i do want to help you out with an idea but they have to have a sense of humor. This is what i just came up with:

Let your gf/wife/friend bake brownies.
Now get a standard cardboard box. Draw an asshole on it with a sharpie and cut an X in it. Put brownies in box.

Brother has to shove his arm in asshole to fish out brownies.

Edit: Just saw the weed brownies post, matches this perfectly

or it can be replaced with anything that resembles a turd, like a doorstop cut out of wood, etc.

_Richard_ · 12-23-2015, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Batch of weed brownies.

+1 if that doesn't say brotherly love, what does?

j3rkules · 12-23-2015, 03:59 AM

You do not have to, you are an adult.

VikingMan · 12-23-2015, 09:50 AM

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You do not have to, you are an adult.

I like this reply. However he is getting a black lab puppy in the next few days so perhaps I could make something for the puppy?

VikingMan · 12-23-2015, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

that sounds very gay.

i do want to help you out with an idea but they have to have a sense of humor. This is what i just came up with:

Let your gf/wife/friend bake brownies.
Now get a standard cardboard box. Draw an asshole on it with a sharpie and cut an X in it. Put brownies in box.

Brother has to shove his arm in asshole to fish out brownies.

Edit: Just saw the weed brownies post, matches this perfectly

or it can be replaced with anything that resembles a turd, like a doorstop cut out of wood, etc.

Yes it is gay as fuck. I live your idea however there will be children there so it might not go over very well. We are having surf and turf right after the exchanges and I do not want to miss that due to getting kicked out.

L-Pink · 12-23-2015, 09:54 AM

Knit him a pair of underwear.

420 · 12-23-2015, 09:57 AM

Build him a dog house. Or bake an ass cake, you can never go wrong with ass cake.

baddog · 12-23-2015, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Batch of weed brownies.

I was going to suggest brewing him a beer but you waited too long. So brownies would work

Colmike9 · 12-23-2015, 10:23 AM

Take a fish tank and fill it with water beads, then pour in some molten aluminum and let it cool. It'll make some really neat coral sculptures and is really easy. ;)

Or weed brownies, that was a great idea

Colmike9 · 12-23-2015, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Batch of weed brownies.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-23-2015, 07:20 PM

Make a plaque with the pups name. My son-in-law to be made one for their friends with an old piece of wood and a router. Stained it and it was beautiful. Made from the heart. =)

"Heartwork" Awwwww.

VikingMan · 12-23-2015, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Make a plaque with the pups name. My son-in-law to be made one for their friends with an old piece of wood and a router. Stained it and it was beautiful. Made from the heart. =)

"Heartwork" Awwwww.

great idea but the problem is they not named the pup yet

selena · 12-23-2015, 08:05 PM

I like this concept. I have no ideas on what you can do, but I like the idea.

SBJ · 12-23-2015, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Make a plaque with the pups name. My son-in-law to be made one for their friends with an old piece of wood and a router. Stained it and it was beautiful. Made from the heart. =)

"Heartwork" Awwwww.

hmm since he doesn't know the pups name I'd run with your idea but put "Heartwork Gift" on the piece of wood..

Bah Fucking Humbug

escorpio · 12-23-2015, 09:22 PM

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hmm since he doesn't know the pups name I'd run with your idea but put "Heartwork Gift" on the piece of wood..

Bah Fucking Humbug

Or "I Made This"

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-23-2015, 09:36 PM

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Or "I Made This"

or I <3 U

Awwwwww come on guys, that would be cute.

OneHungLo · 12-23-2015, 09:36 PM

Write a nice poem about your brother ( or pay someone from fiver to do it

)

420 · 12-23-2015, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

hmm since he doesn't know the pups name I'd run with your idea but put "Heartwork Gift" on the piece of wood..

Bah Fucking Humbug

You don't even need wood. You could write it on the back of a used envelope. Or if you're feeling fancy cut out construction paper letters and glue onto more construction paper.

SBJ · 12-23-2015, 09:43 PM

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You don't even need wood. You could write it on the back of a used envelope. Or if you're feeling fancy cut out construction paper letters and glue onto more construction paper.

I like to be a smart ass and by actually putting the time in on routing, sanding, and staining the plaque it would show he cared while having a sense of humor about it.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-23-2015, 09:44 PM

Or, you could could give him a bunch of little envelopes with memories from your past in each one connected on twine (like a binder you know?). Like this below, but use twine, cause it's cooler.

You could tell him things you admire about him, give him inspirational messages all sorts of awesome stuff that Viking men shouldn't do. But seriously, it would be loved.

Give him hints on when to read it. If you need a laugh, open this, want an old memory read this, want a riddle, read this? He'll have a gift all year long! =)

Don't forget to put a few "I love you's" in there. Cause that's important to say.

You said from the heart!

mce · 12-24-2015, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jerkules

You do not have to, you are an adult.

Maybe he's doing it out of love and also out of respect for family traditions. Those things don't have an age limit.

$money$ · 12-24-2015, 01:38 PM

Lot's of Alcohol

420 · 12-25-2015, 05:34 PM

So what did you make for your man?

$money$ · 12-25-2015, 06:58 PM

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So what did you make for your man?

MiamiBoyz · 12-25-2015, 07:37 PM

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Nothing says "merry christmas bro" like a sloppy BJ

VikingMan · 12-26-2015, 07:06 PM

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So what did you make for your man?

I made him absolutely nothing. I had so much anxiety over it that I called up a Rabbi and began the conversion process. Mazel Tov to me

Perhaps I will give him my foreskin after my surgery next month.

Actually we all got the a stomach flu and it was really gross so had to reschedule opening presents but I think I am going to offer to tell him how great a role model he has been for me the last few years.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-26-2015, 07:32 PM

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I think I am going to offer to tell him how great a role model he has been for me the last few years.

Do it in a binder of cardssssss bro! I'm tellin ya! It's gay, but it will be loved.

12-22-2015, 11:45 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,497	Help I need ideas for a God damned "heart gift" for my brother on Christmas Eve Does your family exchange "Heart Gifts" for Christmas? The idea is it has to be something you make with your hands or think up. You cannot buy anything. So you cannot do something like put a picture of the two of you in a picture frame or anything like that. If it is for a kid it is easy but it is for my brother. FUCK! What is worse is if you do not do a good job or if you actually do cheat and buy something for the person the entire family guilts you for it. I wish I was Jewish or could just skip Christmas because this fuckin heart gift just causes me tons of stress. Help! I need ideas!

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12-23-2015, 12:10 AM	#2
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Sorry but never heard of it and it sounds like a load of shit. You should become an atheist actually.

12-23-2015, 12:11 AM	#3
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,911	Batch of weed brownies.

12-23-2015, 03:33 AM	#6
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	that sounds very gay. i do want to help you out with an idea but they have to have a sense of humor. This is what i just came up with: Let your gf/wife/friend bake brownies. Now get a standard cardboard box. Draw an asshole on it with a sharpie and cut an X in it. Put brownies in box. Brother has to shove his arm in asshole to fish out brownies. Edit: Just saw the weed brownies post, matches this perfectly or it can be replaced with anything that resembles a turd, like a doorstop cut out of wood, etc.

12-23-2015, 09:54 AM	#11
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Knit him a pair of underwear.

12-23-2015, 09:57 AM	#12
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Build him a dog house. Or bake an ass cake, you can never go wrong with ass cake.

12-23-2015, 10:23 AM	#14
Colmike9 (>^_^)b Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 7,223	Take a fish tank and fill it with water beads, then pour in some molten aluminum and let it cool. It'll make some really neat coral sculptures and is really easy. ;) Or weed brownies, that was a great idea

12-23-2015, 07:20 PM	#16
MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	Make a plaque with the pups name. My son-in-law to be made one for their friends with an old piece of wood and a router. Stained it and it was beautiful. Made from the heart. =) "Heartwork" Awwwww.

12-23-2015, 09:36 PM	#22
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Write a nice poem about your brother ( or pay someone from fiver to do it )

12-23-2015, 09:44 PM	#25
MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,974	Or, you could could give him a bunch of little envelopes with memories from your past in each one connected on twine (like a binder you know?). Like this below, but use twine, cause it's cooler. You could tell him things you admire about him, give him inspirational messages all sorts of awesome stuff that Viking men shouldn't do. But seriously, it would be loved. Give him hints on when to read it. If you need a laugh, open this, want an old memory read this, want a riddle, read this? He'll have a gift all year long! =) Don't forget to put a few "I love you's" in there. Cause that's important to say. You said from the heart!

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$money$ So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,416	Lot's of Alcohol

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	So what did you make for your man?