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02-03-2016, 11:49 AM
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What did you tell your parents when they said they hated your girlfriend?
I said "Fuck off".
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02-03-2016, 11:57 AM
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working on my tan
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Hope you dont get kicked out of the basement.
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02-03-2016, 12:44 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i dont care
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02-03-2016, 12:56 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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They hate their own daughter?
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02-03-2016, 01:45 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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02-03-2016, 01:58 PM
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fgfdftre6
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Here is how Britney reacted
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02-03-2016, 02:07 PM
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Confirmed Asshole
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I'd say that's your opinion and I respect that, but you have to respect my choice in gfs. Just because she has a few tire patches and looks worn out is no reason to hate her.
Now if my dogs don't like her, the bitch is gone
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02-03-2016, 02:23 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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02-03-2016, 02:24 PM
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Too old to care
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I said she gives great head. Dad said it was OK then.
My Mum said me marrying Eva was a mistake, she became her favourite daughter in law. |
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02-03-2016, 02:30 PM
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Junior Achiever
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Be happy I'm not gay?
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02-03-2016, 02:39 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I would say Ok and keep fuckin her
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02-03-2016, 02:44 PM
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emperor of my world
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02-03-2016, 02:46 PM
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Natalie K
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sorry to hear you had problems with your parents and the girlfriend
 each of our parents loved each others partners 
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02-03-2016, 07:36 PM
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Mark Osterholt Sucks Cock
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02-03-2016, 07:57 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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02-04-2016, 02:42 AM
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Confirmed User
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Tell them shes the only girl in the area who takes it up the shitter
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02-04-2016, 07:44 AM
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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I only introduced the nice girls.
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02-04-2016, 07:46 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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02-04-2016, 07:47 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Bring home a coked out prostitute and introduce her as your "sweety". This way next time they will thank god if anyone is half normal.
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02-04-2016, 07:48 AM
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Writer
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My mom once told me that I can't bring my gf home... But the bitch is gone now. I mean, the gf.
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02-04-2016, 07:50 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Been telling me that all my life.I guess they will never be good enough
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