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EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 06:59 AM

Hey - I need some money in PayPal fast - Here is what I am offering...

Setup and configure up to 10 domains on separate or the same droplets on Digital Ocean - You will get:

The fastest possible WordPress config -

My Install With Configured NGinx And Cache:

Transactions: 219742 hits
Availability: 100.00 %
Elapsed time: 29.03 secs
Data transferred: 729.49 MB
Response time: 0.06 secs
Transaction rate: 7569.48 trans/sec
Throughput: 25.13 MB/sec
Concurrency: 488.02
Successful transactions: 219742
Failed transactions: 0
Longest transaction: 1.45
Shortest transaction: 0.00

Standard Install With Digital Ocean WordPress Droplet:

Transactions: 2796 hits
Availability: 100.00 %
Elapsed time: 29.30 secs
Data transferred: 8.82 MB
Response time: 3.11 secs
Transaction rate: 95.43 trans/sec
Throughput: 0.30 MB/sec
Concurrency: 296.49
Successful transactions: 2796
Failed transactions: 0
Longest transaction: 24.30
Shortest transaction: 0.00

Aprox. 80X faster = Google will love you.

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Either standard or network WordPress install with sub-domains.

You can get domains from NameCheap for 88c currently.

You will need to point them to Digital Ocean name servers - Or I can do that for you if you trust me with your NameCheap account.

I will then need access to a funded Digital Ocean account - If you don't have a DO account use the link at the bottom of the post and you will get a $10 credit - You don't need to fund the account yourself to get the credit.

If you want any plug-ins or themes installed let me know.

You will need to allow 72hrs max - Probably less.

As a bonus - I am developing a WhiteLabel system for Chaturbate/Bonga - It should be up and ready in a few weeks - I will give you an unlimited domain licence when complete - Pricing is to be determined, but you will defiantly win out on the deal.

This is a great opportunity to get a network of sites up and running - $100 including White Label script when ready.

I will need the PayPal today! - That's the only catch - I have been on GFY for over 15 years in one form or another. I don't think anyone has ever complained about the way I operate in all those years.

Your total outlay could be as little as $108.80 - Not bad!

I will take on more than one job, but it will be first come first served so allow extra time.

Digital Ocean Link: Simple Cloud Infrastructure for Developers | DigitalOcean

Of course if someone just wants to lend me $200 for a couple of weeks that would be good as well

.....

CaptainHowdy · 02-23-2016, 07:17 AM

stoka · 02-23-2016, 08:09 AM

i can lend you skrill funds. Pm me

Penny24Seven · 02-23-2016, 09:42 AM

no this means you are a broke ass bitch, You can't even afford a can of coke you broke fucker LOL. No you are not getting away with this LOL

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka

i can lend you skrill funds. Pm me

Thanks - I don't have a Skrill account though I am afraid - Really grateful for the offer, much appreciated...

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

no this means you are a broke ass bitch, You can't even afford a can of coke you broke fucker LOL. No you are not getting away with this LOL

I clearly state in the title and on the first line I need some money - What am I trying to get away with exactly?..

It's what happens when more money goes out of your account than goes in - It's all fairly simple.....

blogspot · 02-23-2016, 10:31 AM

good luck mate

brassmonkey · 02-23-2016, 10:36 AM

good luck eddy how much you need?

ITraffic · 02-23-2016, 10:40 AM

just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

good luck eddy how much you need?

Thanks - A couple of hundred...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic

just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

I have been on the wagon for over a month - The local pub called the police and reported me missing...

brassmonkey · 02-23-2016, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic

just contacted your local pub and pre-paid for a few drinks. you should be good to go.

dood can you hook me up at hooters on 7th street and van buren? phoenix?

j/k!

3xmedia · 02-23-2016, 10:52 AM

sucks when you have to solve your financial issues on GFY...

btw, show us some samples, show us your sites, so we can check how fast they are.

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xmedia

sucks when you have to solve your financial issues on GFY...

btw, show us some samples, show us your sites, so we can check how fast they are.

Yeah - The bank seem to have withdrawn their support - They got pissy when they found out I am now officially a Spanish resident...

MoreMagic · 02-23-2016, 11:58 AM

Contact me at skype orangecows i will help you.

Google Expert · 02-23-2016, 12:16 PM

Try sucking cocks on camera, chaturbate etc.

With your experience, you should be able to make a few bucks.

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib

Try sucking cocks on camera, chaturbate etc.

With your experience, you should be able to make a few bucks.

lol - Nobody will pay to see that - I am not even sure I count as a 'niche' these days...

MoreMagic · 02-23-2016, 12:48 PM

i suppose you don't need help any more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

lol - Nobody will pay to see that - I am not even sure I count as a 'niche' these days...

EddyTheDog · 02-23-2016, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreMagic

i suppose you don't need help any more.

Sorry, I totally missed your previous post...

I am OK for the loan - However if you need the WP sites done I am happy to still do that - It will keep me busy anyway

.....

Thanks for the offer

.....

sarettah · 02-24-2016, 03:55 AM

to the top for someone willing to work for a living

.

EddyTheDog · 02-24-2016, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

to the top for someone willing to work for a living

.

Thanks

...

02-23-2016, 06:59 AM	#1
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 24,823	Special Offer - I need Money In PayPal TODAY - Here Is What I Can Do For You... Hey - I need some money in PayPal fast - Here is what I am offering... Setup and configure up to 10 domains on separate or the same droplets on Digital Ocean - You will get: The fastest possible WordPress config - My Install With Configured NGinx And Cache: Transactions: 219742 hits Availability: 100.00 % Elapsed time: 29.03 secs Data transferred: 729.49 MB Response time: 0.06 secs Transaction rate: 7569.48 trans/sec Throughput: 25.13 MB/sec Concurrency: 488.02 Successful transactions: 219742 Failed transactions: 0 Longest transaction: 1.45 Shortest transaction: 0.00 Standard Install With Digital Ocean WordPress Droplet: Transactions: 2796 hits Availability: 100.00 % Elapsed time: 29.30 secs Data transferred: 8.82 MB Response time: 3.11 secs Transaction rate: 95.43 trans/sec Throughput: 0.30 MB/sec Concurrency: 296.49 Successful transactions: 2796 Failed transactions: 0 Longest transaction: 24.30 Shortest transaction: 0.00 Aprox. 80X faster = Google will love you. ------------ Either standard or network WordPress install with sub-domains. You can get domains from NameCheap for 88c currently. You will need to point them to Digital Ocean name servers - Or I can do that for you if you trust me with your NameCheap account. I will then need access to a funded Digital Ocean account - If you don't have a DO account use the link at the bottom of the post and you will get a $10 credit - You don't need to fund the account yourself to get the credit. If you want any plug-ins or themes installed let me know. You will need to allow 72hrs max - Probably less. As a bonus - I am developing a WhiteLabel system for Chaturbate/Bonga - It should be up and ready in a few weeks - I will give you an unlimited domain licence when complete - Pricing is to be determined, but you will defiantly win out on the deal. This is a great opportunity to get a network of sites up and running - $100 including White Label script when ready. I will need the PayPal today! - That's the only catch - I have been on GFY for over 15 years in one form or another. I don't think anyone has ever complained about the way I operate in all those years. Your total outlay could be as little as $108.80 - Not bad! I will take on more than one job, but it will be first come first served so allow extra time. Digital Ocean Link: Simple Cloud Infrastructure for Developers \| DigitalOcean Of course if someone just wants to lend me $200 for a couple of weeks that would be good as well.....

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