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Scott McD · 03-21-2016, 01:39 PM

Played my first 18 holes of the year today. Stopped keeping count after the 3rd.

Looks like it will be back to the driving range tomorrow

Anyone else started playing this year ?? Helps if you get the weather for it (which we don't).

Ross · 03-21-2016, 01:59 PM

I'm going to destroy you this summer. I'll give you a shot a hole

Scott McD · 03-21-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

I'm going to destroy you this summer. I'll give you a shot a hole

Sounds like a challenge.

I accept!

CaptainHowdy · 03-21-2016, 02:16 PM

Those might be good news ...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-21-2016, 02:22 PM

Golf is easy

plaster · 03-21-2016, 02:24 PM

Remember... hit the ball then the grass, not the other way around.

Scott McD · 03-21-2016, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Remember... hit the ball then the grass, not the other way around.

I dug up some fairways pretty bad today...

Ribbet Hog · 03-21-2016, 03:24 PM

My first hole of golf was par 3. The whole first round I took first even over a scout master even experenced a bit in golf..

Paul&John · 03-21-2016, 03:54 PM

Never tried it, only mini-golf haha

Spunky · 03-21-2016, 05:35 PM

I tend to stick to driving ranges these days.A lot less frustrating

clickity click · 03-21-2016, 05:41 PM

I'd kick anyone's ass at golf

on the Wii.

Ribbet Hog · 03-21-2016, 05:52 PM

Any online golf games.. maybe we can play..

PirrTaste · 03-21-2016, 08:23 PM

I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.

LAJ · 03-21-2016, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Played my first 18 holes of the year today. Stopped keeping count after the 3rd.

Looks like it will be back to the driving range tomorrow

Anyone else started playing this year ?? Helps if you get the weather for it (which we don't).

I peaked when I was in my 30s. For awhile I was shooting mid 90s on 18. I just don't play enough but I would sure love to get back at it. Just too inconsistent. I'll follow up a par with a quad bogey.

SplatterMaster · 03-21-2016, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PirrTaste

I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.

Walking 18 holes carrying a big bag of clubs can be a good workout. Especially if you end up in the woods a lot

I call golf Wack-Fuck cause when I swing it's like WACK! "FUCK!"

PirrTaste · 03-21-2016, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SplatterMaster

Walking 18 holes carrying a big bag of clubs can be a good workout. Especially if you end up in the woods a lot

I call golf Wack-Fuck cause when I swing it's like WACK! "FUCK!"

That make more sense. Most golfers I've seen are riding around in carts.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 03-21-2016, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Played my first 18 holes of the year today. Stopped keeping count after the 3rd.

Looks like it will be back to the driving range tomorrow

Anyone else started playing this year ?? Helps if you get the weather for it (which we don't).

Tomorrow will be better!!!

Scott McD · 03-22-2016, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PirrTaste

I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.

Golf is actually a great way to keep fit...

FUCK J0EL · 03-22-2016, 08:05 AM

You should come and practice with us in Portugal !!
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...etworking.html

SekobA · 03-22-2016, 09:04 AM

i have tried couple of time it seems golf is not for me

Ross · 03-22-2016, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PirrTaste

I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.

If you ride around in a cart drinking beer all day, it defo is not a work out. If you walk, it is a great workout.

Average golf course is over 5,000 yards in the shortest distance from green to pin, which means it most likely is actually 15% over that if you consider walking side-ways to your ball, getting from hole to hole, clubhouse to hole, and all the other shit that goes on. Lets say you walk 6,000 yards on your golf game, that is a 5.5km walk carrying your bag that probably weighs anywhere from 25-45lbs. Average hobby golfer will also hit anywhere from 75-110 actual shots, if you are anything like me you will also take 2-3 practice swings before striking the ball which means you perform some 300 shots per round.

All in all, that is a very effective way to burn some good calories while having fun.

JFK · 03-22-2016, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by J0EL

You should come and practice with us in Portugal !!
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...etworking.html

mineistaken · 03-22-2016, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

Never tried it, only mini-golf haha

Same. Might be good for business talks etc.
On the other hand I remember reading an article that those top businessmen who do not play golf do make more deals or something like that. I forget the reason.
May be this article:
Does Playing Golf Actually Help Your Career? | CIO

mineistaken · 03-22-2016, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PirrTaste

I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.

And I do not understand your post. It is like saying - I do not understand nice walks in the park, sports should involve a good workout. Or like saying - I do not understand card games, sports should involve a good workout.

Nobody is saying you should quit your sports and switch it to golf, walk in the park or playing cards. They do not have to be substitutes, they can coexist together.

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