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Old 03-21-2016, 04:35 PM   #1
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Do We (People) Come from Monkeys?

Did Monkeys come From Fish?

Dis Fish Come from a Planckton type species?
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:36 PM   #2
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Humans were created by aliens

The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans
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Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:46 PM   #4
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Humans were created by aliens

The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans
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Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...
Please provide some find of evidence.

I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:51 PM   #5
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Please provide some find of evidence.

I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.
It's blatantly obvious

Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:53 PM   #6
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:55 PM   #7
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We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..
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We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..
Well, the aliens that created humans were the reptilians
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:59 PM   #9
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It's blatantly obvious

Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense
I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?
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I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?
They created humans. The Reptilians did

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They created humans. The Reptilians did

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I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:06 PM   #12
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:11 PM   #14
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I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?
Not sure...
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:15 PM   #15
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Not sure...
I tried to read the site but it's long and a bit boring.

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Old 03-21-2016, 06:42 PM   #16
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We all come from hagfish (cyclostomata) according to this diagram.



Humans split from chimpanzees sometime between 4 million to 30 million years ago. We didn't split over a few generations. Our ancestors continued to interbreed for millions of years.
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Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.
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Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.
It's aliens

They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own
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It's aliens

They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own
Stupid aliens made Australopithecus the first time.
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I like to think that we came from the great ooze and then branched off into millions of different species over the bast billion years or so.
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That would be the pigmanzee which is the antithesis of the al gore species manbearpig. On occasion the pigmanzee is also mistaken for the manpanzee.

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