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03-20-2016, 12:54 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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GFY Battle Royale Rumble Slam #1
20 men enter the squared circle.
coup Ribbet Hog cickity click 420 JohnnyClips MetaMan wehateporn The Porn Nerd brassmonkey Mark Prince Currently Sober Harmon Amputate Your Head crockett Rochard dyna mo Paul Markham EddyTheDog Achmed Magnet Ron Who would be the last man standing?
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03-20-2016, 01:16 PM
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Leaner, Meaner, Faster
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I'll go with ********** being victorious.
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03-20-2016, 01:17 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I would smother myself from head to toe in fresh slippery poo... No one would come near me... A bit like girls IRL...
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03-20-2016, 01:56 PM
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Trump!
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johnnyclips....i was once under contract for WWE
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03-20-2016, 02:03 PM
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The People's Post
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well, my nickname is the best wrestling nickname of that list, so i got that going for me............and i look pretty darn good in my tights. bulgie! so i have the intimidation factor on my side. just sayin
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03-20-2016, 02:45 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Currently Sober i guess
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03-20-2016, 02:50 PM
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So Fecking Bummed
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All those bitches are pussies. No one got it on Clickity.
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03-20-2016, 05:36 PM
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MetaMan would clean up.
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03-20-2016, 05:39 PM
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Leaner, Meaner, Faster
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LOL!
Let me tell you how it would go...the competitors would enter the ring growling and snarling and ready to fight. Mark Prince would come in with a ukulele singing "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" and give everyone friendly hugs. Then he would hand out "Friendship Rings" to everyone and give a speech on universal love and peace. Within the first 30 seconds everyone in the ring will pass out from boredom. Winner...and still champion: MARK PRINCE!!! |
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03-20-2016, 05:42 PM
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and then Meta would call him a fag and give him an old fashioned beatdown finishing him off by jamming the ukulele up his ass.
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03-20-2016, 05:56 PM
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Leaner, Meaner, Faster
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03-20-2016, 06:16 PM
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Sweet kindness? rofl He is your typical liberal with his "agree with my delusional viewpoint or I hate you" mentality.
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03-20-2016, 06:19 PM
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And he is shaped like a rocket. Or a butt plug. I'm not really sure which.
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03-20-2016, 06:24 PM
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The People's Post
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03-20-2016, 06:27 PM
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The People's Post
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03-21-2016, 04:36 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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Perhaps that would come in handy clearing the ring.
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03-21-2016, 08:44 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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You are disqualified by the referee before the match even starts for being too slippery to climb up into the ring. 1 down, 19 to go.
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03-21-2016, 08:47 AM
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Living The Dream
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I would not win.
I am a lover, not a fighter. Wasn't there a wrestler named Lover Boy something? I'd be the one outside the ring with a folding chair in my hands waiting for half that list to fall through the ropes. KONK!!
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03-21-2016, 10:24 AM
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Naked in my bathroom
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It will be dead race till the deadline
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03-21-2016, 10:25 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Let's see. out of that group.... Well, metaman for attitude.
Rochard has the former military thing, but he's too much of a damned pacifist now. d-mo has the fitness thing going for him Amp has the ex-military plus he's bi-polar and thus possesses the ability to 'go all Amp' on them CS has the size, the weight behind him. Plus once he starts flinging poo at everyone they'll all clear out the ring running like a pack of spottied-assed apes. No one like having poo flung at them. I'll go with Currently Sober.
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03-21-2016, 10:43 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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03-21-2016, 10:48 AM
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Can I use drug induced super powers?
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03-21-2016, 11:25 AM
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03-21-2016, 11:34 AM
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03-21-2016, 02:19 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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dyna mo seems to be the more fit of all ...
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03-21-2016, 05:26 PM
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Access.
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Seriously back in the day when i was here at gfy I bought the WWE with a digital signiture contract.. I swear I own that shit... ask the divas I did alot of work with them..
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03-21-2016, 05:27 PM
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So Fecking Bummed
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03-21-2016, 05:31 PM
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Trump!
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03-21-2016, 05:34 PM
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Access.
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Who u work wit?
Most activity I did with the company was the check mark email voting on who ever won with other top employes of the company.. A funny thing was i always voted Matt Hardy to wi9n every match.. Othere things were to hock girls with people here like boneprone helped back in the day on models and amature wrestling girls.. I really loves pagie right now.. Id like to meet her.. |
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03-21-2016, 06:17 PM
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How many fingers am I holding up?
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03-22-2016, 05:39 AM
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Too old to care
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03-22-2016, 05:38 PM
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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03-22-2016, 06:17 PM
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I'd go with CS too, once he smears himself in poop nobody will touch him.
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03-22-2016, 06:22 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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03-22-2016, 06:24 PM
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Trump!
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I'd like every inch of shit off of CurrentlySober!
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03-22-2016, 06:42 PM
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small trip to underworld
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Pay It Forward
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 op up your nose with a rubber hose! 
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Mark would drive his Chevy Volt up to ringside...walk right up to Currently Sober and gently sponge bathe the poop off of him and then begin telling him how great green energy is and how he is going to save the planet...CS would be unconscious in a matter of seconds. |
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03-22-2016, 08:41 PM
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I'll go with obvious - brassmonkey. Badass mofo from Compton, paypal and crip boss. Vegas has him 100% win bet.
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High praise.
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Pay It Forward
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wanna have coffee? bet you will say no will not be violent.
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Paul spent a year at YNOT trying to convince the other 7 posters that lowly affiliates like me who make the least amount of sales were leeching food from the tables of serious whale affiliates with tons o traffic. Like those EvIl tUbEs he warned everyone about being Armageddonous for Humanity. Captain Porn Industry can't seem to make up his mind which team he roots for. I blame the meds and his third world nation diet. * puts Markham in headlock and gives him a Nuclear Noogie *
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full-time aspiring rapper
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Did you wake up with your Kimbo personality this afternoon, pussy boi? Crip wanna be. What about Phoenix forum? Coffee, boy? Didn't you have coffee with another member of this forum few months ago So I take it you have "other" things to do during Phoenix forum or you cant' afford $300 for badge? Should I set up charity page for your sorry ass? "Will not be violent" |
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full-time aspiring rapper
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Wait, wait a minute, fuckface. Didn't you have me on ignore?
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