Have you ever punched/kicked a midget?? - GoFuckYourself.com

CaptainHowdy · 06-08-2016, 02:06 PM

While strolling around I saw a middle-aged midget carrying a of wooden box with some vegetables in it. The weird thing is, that as soon as I laid eyes on him, I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.

Is there a long standing feud with little people that I don't know of?

Spunky · 06-08-2016, 02:10 PM

I've always wanted to bone one. A female one

Rochard · 06-08-2016, 02:23 PM

I have never abused a midget. I have gone swimming with one naked in Mexico, however.

Choopa Phil · 06-08-2016, 02:34 PM

I date one, but she's not really a midget...well legally she is...4'8

TheDynasty · 06-08-2016, 04:15 PM

Felt like pushing one over before .... lol

mchol · 06-08-2016, 04:26 PM

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NatalieK · 06-08-2016, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.

you had the urge

and no, to answer your thread title, but thanks for the shits & giggles

OneHungLo · 06-08-2016, 05:43 PM

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yuu.design · 06-09-2016, 07:26 AM

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CaptainHowdy · 06-09-2016, 08:56 AM

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SekobA · 06-09-2016, 09:30 AM

Im out of contacts with midget

Hannes · 06-09-2016, 10:07 AM

never really felt the urge to kick a midget, but I've always wanted to ave sex with one

SIK · 06-09-2016, 10:19 AM

one midget sneezed in my presence and scared the crap out of me (hard to explain how unnaturally loud and resonant that sneeze was)

wanted to kick him out as soon as I gathered my senses but kinda felt it would be frowned upon

MK Ultra · 06-09-2016, 10:30 AM

Does tossing a dwarf count?

Anyway back to the movie

CaptainHowdy · 06-09-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SIK

one midget sneezed in my presence and scared the crap out of me (hard to explain how unnaturally loud and resonant that sneeze was)

wanted to kick him out as soon as I gathered my senses but kinda felt it would be frowned upon

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clickity click · 06-09-2016, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

While strolling around I saw a middle-aged midget carrying a of wooden box with some vegetables in it. The weird thing is, that as soon as I laid eyes on him, I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.

Is there a long standing feud with little people that I don't know of?

CH the atavistic urge you speak of is as old as the God's themselves.
Legend has it that Leynold de Cruitet was born a little person but prayed to the gods and they granted his wish for height.
Unfortunately Leynold wasn't a nice guy and although he was no longer midget he felt an irrisitible urge to kick midgets when he saw them.

Legend has it that has now passed onto all the big people.

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