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CaptainHowdy · 06-27-2016, 02:09 PM

Romance is officially dead for me so I've been toying around with the idea of becoming one. Anybody care to share their experiences?

Thanks in advance,

El Howdo

mineistaken · 06-27-2016, 02:11 PM

There is such a thing called no strings attaches or friends with benefits, or one night stands etc. No need to be tourist. Unless you are not capable of pulling that off and have to rely on your white/foreigner card in cheap countries.

Klen · 06-27-2016, 02:23 PM

And all this because you cant please woman with oral :D

Sednub997 · 06-27-2016, 02:40 PM

you get the best feeling if you explore by yourself

CaptainHowdy · 06-27-2016, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

And all this because you cant please woman with oral :D

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Hannes · 06-27-2016, 04:38 PM

you going with a shag and bag movement?

pimpmaster9000 · 06-27-2016, 04:42 PM

colombia is uncomplicated...rio is a bit more pricey...greece is "safe"...thai is the obvious option also vietnam in asia...

it depends on what your dick likes...

OneHungLo · 06-27-2016, 05:48 PM

I'm guessing the poor chick who gave bad head didn't work out

MiamiBoyz · 06-27-2016, 05:52 PM

The United States is FULL of cheap whores. Save the air fair and keep your dollars at home!

Make America Great Again.

mineistaken · 06-27-2016, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

The United States is FULL of cheap whores. Save the air fair and keep your dollars at home!

Make America Great Again.

Paul Markham · 06-28-2016, 12:04 AM

The cost of the airfare and hotels, makes $10 a day hookers cost $200 a day. All for 10 minutes in the sack!!!!

If you can't get laid for free today, a hooker isn't going to make your life change.

EddyTheDog · 06-28-2016, 12:23 AM

Send me a PM with a full head and body shot and if you are lucky you might get an invite to Spain

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Jigster715 · 06-28-2016, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Send me a PM with a full head and body shot and if you are lucky you might get an invite to Spain

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Which head?

pimpmaster9000 · 06-28-2016, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The cost of the airfare and hotels, makes $10 a day hookers cost $200 a day. All for 10 minutes in the sack!!!!

If you can't get laid for free today, a hooker isn't going to make your life change.

this is true for a short term visit...

getting laid for free tho is the most expensive, you need to devote some time and effort and its seldom worth the 20$ you would pay to just fuck...then theres the fact that 90% of women plain suck in bed if you are used to a certain level of service...

nico-t · 06-28-2016, 03:10 AM

not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

CaptainHowdy · 06-28-2016, 05:51 AM

The Porn Nerd · 06-28-2016, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

LOL Nailed it!

NatalieK · 06-28-2016, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Romance is officially dead for me so I've been toying around with the idea of becoming one. Anybody care to share their experiences?

Thanks in advance,

El Howdo

We're naturally sexed up most days, which is why our tours have always worked out well with filming most of the meetings I've had with strangers, whether in hotels, peoples homes & our caravan when we had one.

Personally, the last tour coming to Spain was the best, having people from the area join us for fun, we filmed most of it, so "2 birds with one stone"

Although, the comfort of hotels, always preferable

mineistaken · 06-28-2016, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

AllAboutCams · 06-28-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

We're naturally sexed up most days, which is why our tours have always worked out well with filming most of the meetings I've had with strangers, whether in hotels, peoples homes & our caravan when we had one.

Personally, the last tour coming to Spain was the best, having people from the area join us for fun, we filmed most of it, so "2 birds with one stone"

Although, the comfort of hotels, always preferable

Living the dream

SekobA · 06-28-2016, 12:53 PM

You will be true voyager

NatalieK · 06-28-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Living the dream

ok, trolling's easy when no happiness in your life, Allabout, but hey, the duck we fed when in north London appreciated our kindness & is very pissed with you!

so pissed...

Now have a coffee...

coz when you're towing a caravan with a ...

skyline GTR, nothing matters apart from the persons you're with & the fun you can enjoy on your journey...

& the place you end up at, to live a happy life with views & enjoyment...

So put your troll caravan away & enjoy your life. Maybe tell us some stories about your tourism, unless you have none? Come on, your life can't be that boring?

JFK · 06-28-2016, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers

mineistaken · 06-28-2016, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers

SpicyM · 06-28-2016, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers

j3rkules · 06-28-2016, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers

It was funny jfk.

Tasty1 · 06-28-2016, 05:55 PM

sextourist is old fashioned. Now you have the Sexpat.
Live in a nice country and make money online.
The Sexpat is also younger than the old sextourist.
Have 24/7 365 days a year fun, instead of 2 weeks.

CaptainHowdy · 06-28-2016, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

sextourist is old fashioned. Now you have the Sexpat.
Live in a nice country and make money online.
The Sexpat is also younger than the old sextourist.
Have 24/7 365 days a year fun, instead of 2 weeks.

"Sexpat" sounds like short or an alias for some kind of STD (and I don't mind getting a non-life threatening one). Thanks!

Strap On Princess · 06-28-2016, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

The United States is FULL of cheap whores. Save the air fair and keep your dollars at home!

Make America Great Again.

Love it lmfao

Tasty1 · 06-28-2016, 06:41 PM

Every man or woman should visit Thailand alone or with friends once.

Yourname · 06-28-2016, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

colombia is uncomplicated...rio is a bit more pricey...greece is "safe"...thai is the obvious option also vietnam in asia...

it depends on what your dick likes...

How is Colombia uncomplicated?

The Porn Nerd · 06-28-2016, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Yourname

How is Colombia uncomplicated?

BANG! You're dead.

Simple.

xXXtesy10 · 06-28-2016, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Living the dream

someone need photoshop xxxjay peeping out that

LatinaCamChat · 06-28-2016, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

BANG! You're dead.

Simple.

Funniest thing you've ever posted!

LatinaCamChat · 06-28-2016, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

ok, trolling's easy when no happiness in your life, Allabout, but hey, the duck we fed when in north London appreciated our kindness & is very pissed with you!

so pissed...

Now have a coffee...

coz when you're towing a caravan with a ...

skyline GTR, nothing matters apart from the persons you're with & the fun you can enjoy on your journey...

& the place you end up at, to live a happy life with views & enjoyment...

So put your troll caravan away & enjoy your life. Maybe tell us some stories about your tourism, unless you have none? Come on, your life can't be that boring?

You are the epitome of trailer trash, old car worth less than 15 grand, living in a trailer park, trailer trash crack whore cum dumpster ugly sad looking "wife"

robfantasy · 06-28-2016, 08:46 PM

if you were to spend money, i recommend seeking out a nuru or tantra experience by professionals..... much better than a forced lay by someone not interested in you banging you and 10 other dudes a day to survive.

Phoenix · 06-28-2016, 08:53 PM

I live in asia.....you don't need to pay if you keep yourself fit and clean

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