DVTimes Threesome at Sexfest.

[Smack dat]

You kept that quiet.

If you have ever watched the BBC show ?Last Of The Summer Wine?, you may think the area is just full of boring old people.

But its home to the Yorkshire Sexfest event.

We were invited along to this event to witness what went on. But we were told NO cameras.

We were told to go to a country pub where we had to say the secret word to the barman and show him our ID. When we arrived it was an old fashioned country pub in the middle of no where. We thought we were being had to be honest and thought we would go in and make a fool of ourselves. In truth we were tempted to go back home. But we went in just in case.

It had only a few locals in a we went up to the bar. I asked for a coke and said the secret word. The barman then asked if we had any ID. I gave him my passport. He then went away.

A few moments later he came back and said we were on the guest list. He gave us a business card with an address on. It also had the number 67 hand written on the back. He told us to set off now as it was some distance away.

We put the address in the GPS and set off.

Over an hour later we arrived at a huge house. Cars were parked up. We could hear music playing.

We went to the door, and knocked. A naked lady came to the door (we were not expecting that). She smiled and looked at the business card we had had been given. She smiled and invited us in.

The place was packed, and we wondered around.

It was full of sexy looking people.

The host came to meet us. We had been told his name was James, but that may not have been his real name.

He showed us around the house. It was full of people having wild sex.

James from time to time would point out some celebrates who had come to the event. We recognized a few very well known actors and actresses from various TV soaps and shows. In fact we stood and watched with amazement two very well known female soap stars from a very well known UK soap having lesbian sex with each other while others sat around watching.

Later I went into another room to sit and relax. A few moments later a fully naked and very famous TV actress came and sat next to me. She said ?your the one who does porn?. I was a bit embarrassed and said shyly that I did. I was expecting her to give me a lot of grief and call me scum. But she instead asked what I thought of her body and she did not feel too comfy naked. I said she looked good and I liked the fact she was shaven. After a small conversation she sat on my knee and starting kissing me. I was soon naked and having fun with her. Well it would have been rude not to.

The fun moved on to one of the bedrooms. We even had two more girls join us. It became unreal.

The next day I woke with the actress asleep on top of me. She woke and smiled. She asked me if I had a good time and asked me to keep this to myself as she was married and it would have wrecked her acting career if it ever got in the press. I said it had been great and I would not tell people who it was. She smiled and said she hoped I would be at the next event next year.

This clearly was one for the diary, and we hope we can go next year.

Its a shame we could not have taken pics and vids as it would have been front page news in all the newspapers.

And I wish I could say who she was.