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				If You Had $3 And A Bean Pie.
			 
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	Mainstream? Adult? Orange Drank? Malt Liquor?  | 
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		 I would wait a couple of months till Paul drops his package-price to $3 bucks and then ask BlackMonsters if he wants to make a website in exchange for a Bean pie... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Malt liquor, of course. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Hookers  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 More bean pies. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 For me, that question isn't even hypothetical - I have those things RIGHT NOW!  Let me tell you, the reality is a lot different from the theory.  Bean pies get cold, man, and they go bad!  You can talk a lot about a motherfuckin bean pie, but til you actually have one, its all just talk. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Depends on the type of beans 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Whats a bean pie? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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