A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 10-22-2016, 04:51 AM

and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!"

CurrentlySober · 10-22-2016, 04:55 AM

Funnily enough, a toothless BJ is on my bucket list....

I'm just waiting to get a bit older myself so as it isn't too weird... Better that than fulfil my dream with a meth addict...

NatalieK · 10-22-2016, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!"

thanks WHP, always a pleasure reading your jokes

theS2O · 10-22-2016, 08:29 AM

A good one! Lol

woj · 10-22-2016, 09:02 AM

Relic · 10-22-2016, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

thanks WHP, always a pleasure reading your jokes

Who's arsewithclass?

NatalieK · 10-22-2016, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic

Who's arsewithclass?

already answered that on the other thread you posted the other day. That's my partner Gary & he wonders why you keep asking.

Trolling is fun but to continue asking is just stupidity

Spunky · 10-22-2016, 09:20 AM

That made me chuckle

MiamiBoyz · 10-22-2016, 10:34 AM

Reminds me of my nana...I mess that toothless old whore!

Relic · 10-22-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

already answered that on the other thread you posted the other day. That's my partner Gary & he wonders why you keep asking.

Trolling is fun but to continue asking is just stupidity

oh okay gary

10-22-2016, 04:51 AM	#1
wehateporn Promoting Debate on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 27,172	A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck em dry!" __________________ Sexy Girls Teasing

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10-22-2016, 10:34 AM	#9
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