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11-24-2016, 09:00 AM
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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When your wife/gf asks you what you want for Xmas
What the fuck you meant to ask for these days ?
 If I wanted something that was available now i'd have probably bought it before now. She keeps asking me because she wants "her Xmas shopping done early" apparently. I don'the need anything. Other than a vacation maybe because it's cold as shit here and depressing as hell... 
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11-24-2016, 09:30 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I try not to have a girlfriend around Xmas time ...
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11-24-2016, 10:03 AM
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feeding the wolves
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^smart thinking son
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why not ask for her to go out and buy herself some awesome lingerie/gear/whatever you two are into? it will be a surprise for you and a gift for you both that keeps on giving 
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11-24-2016, 10:04 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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This is the problem I have every Christmas. If I want it, I buy it. What I do is I throw things on to an Amazon wish list - things I want but don't want or need bad enough to by myself. It has to be inexpensive stuff too because everyone in my family is broke.
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11-24-2016, 10:07 AM
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she doesn't ask, she just buys and normally does a pretty good job.
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11-24-2016, 10:38 AM
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I need a beer
 
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I ask for more sex but she still refuses
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11-24-2016, 10:47 AM
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but something expensive That always works
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11-24-2016, 10:57 AM
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Go out to eat somewhere, get a steak and some drinks. Thats it for me these days.
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11-24-2016, 11:04 AM
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The Boogeyman
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11-24-2016, 11:38 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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A threesome. Seems to have worked out so far in that she knows the answer and I enjoy the gift.
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11-24-2016, 11:43 AM
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They left the door open
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 Makes me smile every time I unwrap my freshly wasted money |
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11-24-2016, 11:59 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Last time my wife asked me that in 05, I replied 'A Divorce'...
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11-24-2016, 12:13 PM
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maybe she can book a trip to Cuba? its always a good place to get away
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11-24-2016, 12:54 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i don't care about xmas
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11-24-2016, 03:35 PM
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11-25-2016, 07:34 AM
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你自己去他媽的
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Give her 2-3time sex in a row
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11-25-2016, 07:35 AM
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I like to spent my holiday alone
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