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Old 11-26-2016, 02:27 AM   #1
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Besides, having your cock look like a banana would be pretty weird
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Old 11-26-2016, 02:34 AM   #2
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Old 11-26-2016, 03:33 AM   #3
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Old 11-26-2016, 03:38 AM   #4
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A metal heat coil? In your todger? Think I'll pass this one up....
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Old 11-26-2016, 03:40 AM   #5
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