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Rochard · 11-24-2016, 10:08 AM

Every year my gifts are a big hit with my wife. We open up our gifts with her family every Christmas, and I look like freaking superman because she loves everything I get her.

Here is my big secret.... Once or twice a month I'll take my wife out shopping. "Hey honey, let's go to the mall". Then I follow her around like a little puppy dog watching everything she picks up. The following day I'll swing back out to the mall and buy her a few things she liked, and I'll stash them away. By Christmas time I'll have 15-20 gifts from her and I don't need to do any shopping.

Works like a charm every year.

Caitlin BongaCash · 11-24-2016, 10:15 AM

very smart

nico-t · 11-24-2016, 10:15 AM

You managed to make me sick to my stomach again.

cocksucker mcgee · 11-24-2016, 10:17 AM

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2MuchMark · 11-24-2016, 10:22 AM

That's good advice! Every year I struggle to figure out what to buy my better half.

Ross · 11-24-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Every year my gifts are a big hit with my wife. We open up our gifts with her family every Christmas, and I look like freaking superman because she loves everything I get her.

Here is my big secret.... Once or twice a month I'll take my wife out shopping. "Hey honey, let's go to the mall". Then I follow her around like a little puppy dog watching everything she picks up. The following day I'll swing back out to the mall and buy her a few things she liked, and I'll stash them away. By Christmas time I'll have 15-20 gifts from her and I don't need to do any shopping.

Works like a charm every year.

Yeah I'm not gonna do that, looking like a super hero for one day isn't worth the pain of going to the mall with my wife every few weeks throughout the year.

We didn't do Christmas gifts last year, we took a 2.5 week trip to Thailand through the holidays as a gift to each other. This year we are going to Scotland to be with our family for the holidays for the first time in 7 years, that's our gifts and saves me from going anywhere near a damn mall at this time of year.

Paul Markham · 11-24-2016, 10:26 AM

I do things like that at any time of the year.

Then get told she put it back on the rack because she didn't like it. LOL

JesseQuinn · 11-24-2016, 10:36 AM

in all seriousness though, can't wrap my head around the whole 'shopping for fun' thing but I think your strategy is super-sweet and really thoughtful

props

Spunky · 11-24-2016, 10:44 AM

Just give her your credit card and let her the shopping.

SekobA · 11-24-2016, 10:46 AM

I cant afford to go shopping with her that much

BlackCrayon · 11-24-2016, 10:58 AM

spending time at a mall and not even buying something doesn't sound worth it. just pay attention and you'll get some ideas.

another thing you can try is watch the ads that show up after shes been online, typically can be a give away as to what she is looking at.

Paul Markham · 11-24-2016, 11:25 AM

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another thing you can try is watch the ads that show up after shes been online, typically can be a give away as to what she is looking at.

Now that is a great idea. And if she doesn't like it, she can sendf it back and get the credit.

We're going to Vienna next weekend. Five star Hotel, two nights, swanky restaurants and leaving the kid with the dogs.

For the Vienna Xmas Market.

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2016, 11:35 AM

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Dead · 11-24-2016, 11:47 AM

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Divorce papers are always a surprise ...

As is herpes....and for the record Rochard, you are being played like a fiddle

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2016, 11:51 AM

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Hannes · 11-24-2016, 12:27 PM

very clever. might start doing the same for my missus

PornDiscounts-V · 11-24-2016, 12:39 PM

People wonder how Diana and I make it, or how I found her. Well, I was working on a stocking crew at a grocery store and while all of the other guys were reading Car & driver or some shit, I was reading Redbook, Cosmopolitan and Vogue. They asked why? Looking to make my next partner in life the right one. Worked. Sometimes doing your homework pays off.

Rochard · 11-24-2016, 03:23 PM

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That's good advice! Every year I struggle to figure out what to buy my better half.

Every year used to a struggle for me... What's worse is I get hit with Christmas, her birthday, and then Valentine's day all in the space of just over a month. My wife and I met on Valentine's day so it's like Christmas here.

Everyone is running around stressing out over what to buy their loved ones and I'm like "I was done early in November".

Rochard · 11-24-2016, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

spending time at a mall and not even buying something doesn't sound worth it. just pay attention and you'll get some ideas.

No dice. I pay attention and all I get is "I saw this purse I liked today" which doesn't narrow it down much. I now her tastes and it still doesn't narrow it down enough.

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satyasol · 11-25-2016, 07:40 AM

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SekobA · 11-25-2016, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

spending time at a mall and not even buying something doesn't sound worth it. just pay attention and you'll get some ideas.

another thing you can try is watch the ads that show up after shes been online, typically can be a give away as to what she is looking at.

Its pure waste of time

Adnium_Ivana · 11-25-2016, 02:03 PM

Aw that's really sweet and thoughtful

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Olga BongaCash · 11-30-2016, 11:37 AM

So sweet!

11-24-2016, 10:08 AM	#1
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