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01-24-2017, 06:20 PM | #1 |
in a van by the river
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The only man in history killed by a flying turtle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus#Death
. Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile.[17] Pliny, in his Naturalis Historić, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object. |
01-24-2017, 06:34 PM | #2 |
StraightBro
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01-24-2017, 06:38 PM | #3 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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thanks Obama!
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01-24-2017, 06:48 PM | #4 |
Jägermeister Test Pilot
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01-24-2017, 09:09 PM | #5 |
Check SIG!
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"Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle"
Nice way to die, fucking eagle... Or some husband found him shaging his wife and did it |
01-24-2017, 09:18 PM | #6 |
Megan Fox's fluffer
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Sometimes fate has a way of takin' a big 'ole crap on you.
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