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Originally Posted by TNVeric

anyone know where I can quickly purchase a substance that takes on the appearance and texture of cum? just received the custom video request today for tomorrow's shoot so no time to order online. I have used tapioca pudding in the past but looking for something a bit more realistic.

I worry for anyone whos babygravy looks like tapioca!

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Do you like Pina Colada??

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TNVeric · 02-14-2017, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Why fake?

i don't shoot hardcore scenes. nothing against them, just not my niche, but lately these custom requests are getting more and more explicit.

what's awesome is that I haven't had to pay for a shoot in over a year! custom video clients fund all the shoots and I make sure there is something for everyone within the scenes.

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Originally Posted by C H R I S

Do you like Pina Colada??

Works well for Squirting scenes..... not sure if it will work for your purpose.

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NatalieK · 02-14-2017, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TNVeric

i don't shoot hardcore scenes. nothing against them, just not my niche, but lately these custom requests are getting more and more explicit.

what's awesome is that I haven't had to pay for a shoot in over a year! custom video clients fund all the shoots and I make sure there is something for everyone within the scenes.

when you say you´re not shooting a hardcore scene, I take it you´re filming a creampie or cum on ass scene, just without the sex itself.

If this is the case, conditioner would work with cum over ass, but for blowjob, maybe chicken soup?

There´s a legit liquid you can purchase, personally, always love to do the real thing

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

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SpicyM · 02-14-2017, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

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not that good at all
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Interesting thread. I always wondered what Japanese used in their bukkake scenes where girls are literally covered with jizz.

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

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Jigster715 · 02-14-2017, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Interesting thread. I always wondered what Japanese used in their bukkake scenes where girls are literally covered with jizz.

Well, if you are in Japan you can buy fake jizz by the gallon at certain sex shops.

My shooting partner uses the ingredients I described in my previous post to make jizz for bukkake shoots etc. Sometimes when we shoot newhalf girls and they've been castrated, we have to provide the fake cum as well. Japan does not have Hellman's. We use a brand called Kewpie. Old school porn studios used a similar set up in the states.

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Interesting thread. I always wondered what Japanese used in their bukkake scenes where girls are literally covered with jizz.

I wouldn't be surprised if they used real seamen :D, japs are crazy.

Paul Markham · 02-15-2017, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNVeric

i don't shoot hardcore scenes. nothing against them, just not my niche, but lately these custom requests are getting more and more explicit.

what's awesome is that I haven't had to pay for a shoot in over a year! custom video clients fund all the shoots and I make sure there is something for everyone within the scenes.

If there's a bloke in the room, why fake?

Use a cock to deliver the real thing, no need for penetration to produce cum.

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NatalieK · 02-16-2017, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang

Interesting thread. I always wondered what Japanese used in their bukkake scenes where girls are literally covered with jizz.

or you literally have a lot of guys jizz over you...

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TNVeric · 02-16-2017, 10:09 AM

Well my model bailed me out, she just happen to be going to an adult store (I didn't ask) and picked up a bottle of "Jizz". She too was like why fake it?

That did the trick although the model did not enjoy having that stuff in her mouth so I probably won't use it like that going forward.

I am thinking can use the jizz to spread around her face and cheeks (looked very realistic) and maybe some of your suggestions for the part that is in her mouth, they sound a lot tastier.

NatalieK · 02-16-2017, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNVeric

Well my model bailed me out, she just happen to be going to an adult store (I didn't ask) and picked up a bottle of "Jizz". She too was like why fake it?

That did the trick although the model did not enjoy having that stuff in her mouth so I probably won't use it like that going forward.

I am thinking can use the jizz to spread around her face and cheeks (looked very realistic) and maybe some of your suggestions for the part that is in her mouth, they sound a lot tastier.

great idea with using jizz over the mouth and maybe yogurt in the mouth, although, not sure I get the bit where you say she was like why fake it & then used jizz, that´s faking it.

hey what the hell, no problem, question is, how did the shoot turn out, when do we get to see the preview

TNVeric · 02-17-2017, 12:55 PM

As requested a few pics from the shoot.

In one of the custom scenes Riley played a virgin so hence the easter dress.

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TNVeric · 02-19-2017, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

lil april type stuff?

I don't know about Lil April

The concept was for her scene was where she plays this virgin college freshmen seeking guidance from a college counselor for dealing with all the overt sexuality she is seeing in her dorm, she explains to him that she is still a virgin thanks to her mom telling her over and that sex is nasty and is only something a lady does to please her husband. She also explains that she doesn't have any sexual feelings or desires. The counselor takes her on an exercise where she thinks back to a time in her life where she was exposed to something sexual and it triggered some kind of sensation. She recalls an experience like that when she and her family stumbled upon a nude beach in the south of france, she confessed that for the next week she dreamed of guys with their dicks hanging out speaking french. The wise counselor than starts saying FRENCH WORDS and immediately there is a clear sexual response!

I used a remote controlled mini dildo that was hidden in her panties and had it go off each time I said a word in french. Overall I thought it to be a nice concept but perhaps that dress was a bit over the top.

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