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So Fucking Banned
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currently sober and onehunglo
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I am sad mentally disturbed, extremely lonely individual with zero friends and many, many problems.
As I am so obese I cannot leave my bed to use the bathroom, and the clean up falls to my nurses / carers who come in twice a day to look after me... While they are not here I post on gfy about my enjoyment of poo... Your turn now Relic |
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When can I watch you on TLC's My 600-lb Life, CurrentlySober?
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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Natalie K
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CS is one of the nicest guys around! Pleased to have met him, even if only for a few moments making him a coffee while my partner had business chats with him...
You rock CS ![]()
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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When and if I slim down enough to make the '600-lb' requirement...
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The 600-lb is the minimum limit. I watched a guy the other day who was almost 800lbs.
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Bollocks
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Problem is - seriously - that being as large as I am, I cannot actually leave the house anymore...
I cant fit out the door and the only way to weigh me, involves me having to goto a 'weigh-station' that is used for trucks and lorries... In order to get me there they would need to remove the window and the lower wall and my landlord says that if I do remove his window and wall, I'm getting evicted. So I cant give you an accurate weight. Sorry... Blame my landlord ![]() |
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That computes. I'd assume every landlord in Britain is a slumlord dickhead just like here. That's that common wealth for you.
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What do you guess you weight then?
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ahhh haha, you got me...
In Britain I always drunk tea. Over here for some reason, if it´s not vino or cerveza, we´re usually drinking a coffee ![]()
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