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03-25-2017, 02:18 AM
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45 Life Lessons Written by a 90 year old
45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn?t fair, but it?s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short not to enjoy it. 4. Your job won?t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will. 5. Don?t buy stuff you don?t need. Click Here for the rest
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03-25-2017, 06:32 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God
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03-25-2017, 06:37 PM
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03-25-2017, 06:52 PM
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BW does raise a good point
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03-25-2017, 08:23 PM
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03-25-2017, 09:31 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I wouldn't have any stuff then
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03-26-2017, 03:25 AM
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Too old to care
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8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He doesn't give a fuck.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks. He doesn't give a fuck. 23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple. |
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03-26-2017, 09:34 AM
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Living The Dream
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So Paul Markham finally wrote a book? Cool! :D
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03-26-2017, 09:36 AM
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03-26-2017, 09:41 AM
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Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.
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03-26-2017, 09:49 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I dont agree that number 21 is good advice... I did wear the fancy lingerie that belonged to my wife, it got all stretched and she left me...
 I guess wearing it out and about for a week in public didn't help either? |
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03-26-2017, 09:54 AM
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03-26-2017, 09:56 AM
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03-26-2017, 01:20 PM
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你自己去他媽的
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i cant remember all of them
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03-26-2017, 01:54 PM
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Life is not fair should ALWAYS be the first lesson people learn
It solves so many problems.
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03-26-2017, 10:51 PM
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19. It?s never too late to be happy. But it?s all up to you and no one else.
So true
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anyway, nice list 
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03-31-2017, 05:23 PM
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4th one is so accurate!
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03-31-2017, 10:42 PM
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Words to live by.
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04-01-2017, 12:26 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Lol
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04-01-2017, 12:52 AM
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So we should listen to someone because he/she is OLD? I would listen to a 9 year old who is SMART
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04-01-2017, 03:28 AM
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I agree...you don't have to be an old fart to understand the basics of life.  And that there is no fucking god either. |
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04-01-2017, 05:33 PM
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04-01-2017, 05:46 PM
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