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05-14-2017, 04:17 PM | #1 |
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Me Being 50 in 2 Days Is Fake News !!!
Where have all the years gone... dayum as you yanks would say... I am frekkin 50 in under 2 days... May 16th around 7.30 am ish... yes I am refusing to be 50 until the actual time I was born !!!
It's a big one right, maybe I should get a hooker and get a blowjob...
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05-14-2017, 06:30 PM | #2 | |
Colonizer
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Happy Birthday What did you learn between 40 and now?? |
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05-14-2017, 08:54 PM | #3 |
I need a beer
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Where do I send the cane?
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05-15-2017, 01:22 AM | #4 |
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Hmmm...
That the older I get the smaller my penis becomes
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05-15-2017, 01:23 AM | #5 |
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Hmmm...
The only cane I need is the MAGIC STICK for all my ho's
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05-15-2017, 01:25 AM | #6 |
NAME THE JEW
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pics or it didn't happen
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05-15-2017, 01:43 AM | #7 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Happy birthday for May 16th. I feel yah - Gonna hit the big 50 myself soon
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05-15-2017, 02:10 AM | #8 |
So Fucking Banned
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Happy Birthday on the 16th! Ignore the shrinkage and get 2 hookers!
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05-15-2017, 02:23 AM | #9 |
fgfdftre6
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It's all downhill from here so you might as well just end it...before you know it you will be forgetting your name and shitting around in your own shit (sitting around in someone else's would be just gross.)
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05-15-2017, 02:57 AM | #10 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Speak for yourself...
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05-15-2017, 03:47 AM | #11 |
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Thanks...
Thanks Guys... Less than 24 hours to go now !!! Not sure what the day will hold for me... I will like most of the time, simply be working on PORN !
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