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![]() Can you imagine going to bury a loved one and this happen?
![]() Grieving family shocked to see decaying FOOT emerge from grave while burying their grandfather - Mirror Online
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"The Butlers say they may hire a lawyer and file a lawsuit seeking compensation for pain and suffering."
They may as well ask for the casket money back also because the cemetery probably dug it back up and tossed grandpa in just like the other bag of bones. After my grandfather died we got a call from an attorney asking if we wanted to join a class action because an employee claimed the funeral home was doing all sorts of shady shit. Problem is the group of funeral homes were owned by a family with like 3 judges in it. Obviously that case wasn't going anywhere.
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?There was a casket,? he said. ?It deteriorated. You can purchase a concrete vault, but people don?t. That grave there is from 1969 . . . It?s unfortunate that this happened, but this is a graveyard.?
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So Fucking Banned
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No shit. Who are these assholes on these juries awarding these fucktards money?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Damn! Clip them toenails.
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It's 42
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Another good reason to be cremated ...
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
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In America, it's like winning the lottery.
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Horrible graveyard. Everyone there is lazy. Always dragging their feet.
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StraightBro
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Shows how little you know about my country
![]() Bummer you can't play our American lottery. Mega Millions winning numbers: Jackpot at $393 million; Powerball jackpot at $356 million | August 11, 2017 |
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Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
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They should be thankful it wasn't the beginning of a zombie apocalypse
Reminded me of how many gf likes to put her cold feet on me in order to warm them up when laying in bed!
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