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|  02-10-2018, 09:12 AM | #1 | 
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				Russian police secures billboards with Putin
			 Not a J/K, that's for real. 24/7 Russian police (usually in civilian cars without police signs) secures all pre-election billboards of Putin in Russia, because people are used to write "THIEF" on them         You say Putin has 84% approval rating in Russia? You wish  
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|  02-10-2018, 09:16 AM | #2 | 
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				 | Russians love him       
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|  02-10-2018, 10:13 AM | #4 | 
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				 | like the altered ones   
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|  02-10-2018, 10:19 AM | #5 | 
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|  02-10-2018, 10:21 AM | #6 | 
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				 | The people here are real tired of him. He uses about 2 million (two million, man!!!) police forces to secure him from Russian citizens. Just imagine 2 million officers secure him in a country of 145 million citizens including children and old people. The thief is scared as shit right now.  Here is a real lifehack (not a joke - believe me): if you have a snowdrift near your house or near your car, just take a paint (any) and write "NAVALNY" on it and the snowdrift will be removed in 4 hours (usually even faster). Once again, I'm not kidding now. This thing really works!  
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|  02-10-2018, 10:57 AM | #7 | 
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				 | MRGA.. build a wall and cut off the internet in Russia! 
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|  02-10-2018, 11:10 AM | #8 | 
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				 | And what will you do then? Suck a dick? Everything you use in the online business is coming from Russia. Did you (you PERSONALLY) made any useful e-commerce software product? No man, you didn't because you have no brain for that - you just very stupid to be a coder. So use the products that we sell you and just shut up. That was a friendly advice of a person who works for the Internet. 
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|  02-10-2018, 11:30 AM | #9 | 
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				 | oh fuck, really?    | 
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|  02-10-2018, 11:35 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Putin, destroyed Russia's chance  at being a Demoracy. Russia is nothing more than a dictatorship. 
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|  02-10-2018, 01:11 PM | #11 | 
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|  02-10-2018, 01:28 PM | #12 | 
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				 | If only there were 2 parties like in the USA and the illusion of choice LOL | 
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|  02-10-2018, 01:30 PM | #13 | |
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  What is your native first language? When did you first learn the language of my people (English)? | |
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|  02-10-2018, 02:54 PM | #14 | 
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				 | Ну так ты спроси у полицейских, что охраняют дедушкины билборды. Все 2 миллиона мусоров на страже фотографии путена   Ты украинец, блять? Может ты из Сирии или из Сомали? Хули ты сюда свое говно постишь? Путин срет на Россию и это меня немного так бесит. А твои украины и буркина фасо мне нахуй не интересны. Уебывай туда и вещай от туда, хуета из под ногтей. 
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|  02-10-2018, 04:55 PM | #15 | |
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				 | Quote: 
 Те же деяния, совершенные группой лиц, а равно по мотивам политической, идеологической, расовой, национальной или религиозной ненависти или вражды либо по мотивам ненависти или вражды в отношении какой-либо социальной группы, - наказываются ограничением свободы на срок до трех лет, либо принудительными работами на срок до трех лет, либо лишением свободы на тот же срок. https://www.zakonrf.info/uk/214/ Ой не надо тут тельняшку драть, бугуртящие горепоцреоты это уже мировая проблема как помоему. | |
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|  02-10-2018, 05:11 PM | #16 | 
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|  02-10-2018, 05:36 PM | #17 | 
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				 | Ссытся оно. 
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|  02-10-2018, 06:08 PM | #19 | 
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				 | You have a wrong info. Trump drinks urine of Russian prostitutes (that's a bit weird but understandable - at least they are beautiful and sexy adult women), while Vlad sucks Trump's orange dick, which is hmm... I don't know how to describe that act. Maybe this looks better:          
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|  02-11-2018, 03:04 AM | #20 | 
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|  02-11-2018, 05:35 AM | #21 | |
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				 | Не, чувак. Вообще не похую. Он даже по имени его ссытся называть. За человеком (и его семьей), которого не боится пыня, не бегает 50 человек наружки из ФСБ, ФСО и отдела "Э", фиксируя каждый шаг. Пыня реально ссыт и только слепые бараны этого не видят. Весь мир уже ржет над параноидальным дедушкой. Над Брежневым 16 лет ржали, а этот ботексный чудило уже 18 лет у руля и еще 6 себе намерил. Дебил, бля (с) А давай я еще раз Машу запощу. Уж очень нравятся мне ее песенки (хоть чисто лично мы частенько друг-друга нахуй посылаем, но я никогда не смешиваю личное с общественным или с бизнесом): З.Ы. Слышал, что парни Трампа расхуячили колонну наемников ЧВК Вагнера в Сирии? Напомню, что Трамп - не пыня, он хоть и "наш"  , но он жесткий чувак. Гораздо жестче Клинтонши. Он еще покажет пыне, где раки зимуют... Читай: https://www.znak.com/2018-02-11/desy...ancami_v_sirii https://www.segodnya.ua/world/wnews/...y-1113147.html Quote: 
 З.З.Ы. ЧВК Вагнера: см УК РФ Статья 359 "Наемничество" - от 3 до 7 лет. 
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|  02-11-2018, 08:02 AM | #22 | 
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				 | Ну че, твой мент сделал Россию великой за 18 лет правления (на два года дольше, чем Брежнев)? Считаются там с нами, или (цитата) как с чертями поступают? Вот послушай, поцреот, бля: https://twitter.com/666_mancer/statu...361537/video/1 По словам этого парня, наших просто выебали и высушили в Сирии. Причем, амеры отлично знали кого они хуячат. Но по путиновизору об этом тебе нe ресскажут (перевыборы пыни ж на носу), че там народ зря беспокоить, да? Просто опять "безымянные люди" умерли из-за распиздяйства пыни и шоги. Просто так, ни за что. Амеры их тупо превратили в фарш. Уверен, что пыня прямо сейчас жрет черную икру, пьет "Кристалл" и надрачивает на фотогравию себя любимого - спасителя России. Он же сам-то не воюет. Его американские вертушки не покрошат. Он же гений, стратег и вершитель судеб мира. Вон как в Сирии классно все порешал. Послал пыня амерам ответку? Да хуй там. Это ссыкло на такие поступки тупо неспособно. Да Трамп за одного убитого американского гражданина целую страну раком поставит и выебет. А что сделает ботоксный кралик? Возьмет свою писю в рот и будет молчать, ибо не ответку эта хуйня не способна. Труслива она слишком. Вот такая у нас междуранодная политика при менте, оленеводе и министре иностранных дел, чья дочь родилась и вырасла в США.  Едим Россию? 
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|  02-11-2018, 09:17 AM | #23 | 
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|  02-11-2018, 10:14 AM | #24 | 
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				 | This is a mainstream in your country. 
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|  02-11-2018, 10:20 AM | #25 | 
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				 | I dont speak your muddled gibberish language and i have no need to, so I have no idea what this video is about. I was seriously asking if it was a custom or does only Putin do it and people in your country think it's weird? Niw with your Rusdian jibberish in this thread the browser tries to auto translate rhe page, makung actual english look like broken english is so people can see your Russian jibberish language translated  | 
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|  02-11-2018, 12:24 PM | #26 | 
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				 | So shout up then, stupid bitch. P.S. You can't even write "don't" correctly. A misery victim of incest. 
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|  02-11-2018, 02:45 PM | #27 | 
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|  02-11-2018, 05:38 PM | #29 | 
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				 | Sarn, а ты куда ж сьебался-то? Пендлсы русских в Сиррии в и жопу и в рот ебут, а пыня сидит молча и не ерзает - сглатывет амерскую спущенку профессионально. Хороший президент, да и совсем не предатель, а? Бля, какой же ты пидарас.... 
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|  02-11-2018, 05:47 PM | #30 | 
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|  02-12-2018, 03:48 AM | #31 | 
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				 | Russian can not be translated to English correctly. It's like if you try to port a 64-bit software application to a 4-bit platform. 
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|  02-12-2018, 04:31 PM | #32 | 
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				 | A lite translation for stupid fags like Bladewire who don't learn languages. It's a song for Elon Musk. The girl asks him to send her to Mars, because she has heard that she can die there. P.S. Maybe someone will post this video to Elon's twitter... 
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|  02-13-2018, 03:02 AM | #33 | 
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				 | A forbidden video about Russian oligarchs and the government guys (aka MAFIA) that fuck prostitutes on a yacht in Norway while doing their business:   You won't believe, but youtube team is fuckin' scared and goes to remove it, because they don't wan't to get punished by Russian mafia. Ah.... here is Google: https://www.google.com/search?q=%D0%...e=lnms&tbm=vid - these are porn videos of the prostitute who was fucked by Deputy Chairman of the Government of the Russian Federation - Head of the Staff of the Government of the Russian Federation. Enjoy watching it till it's there  
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