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mineistaken · 02-10-2018, 10:22 AM

I had regular style one, now I decided to try the trendy bullet style

Checking out some ideas, so far it seems there are few "templates" for blender meals:

a) protein related

b) veggie/green related

c) fruit related (no no for me - I'd rather eat solid frut, plus full blender of fruot is how much sugar?)

d) meal replacement - looking mostly for this, for when I am n the rush, would be cool to blend and drink it quickly. Also would be cool to prepare something at night for quick breakfast.

Ps: it seems that oats are super popular ingredient of most blender meals. Is it because they are "healthy" or because they are cheap source of calories?

Thanks

Bladewire · 02-10-2018, 10:27 AM

It's very easy to overstuff the bullet blender, resist the urge or it wont blend

RedFred · 02-10-2018, 10:28 AM

MUSHROOM SOUP RECIPE

pimpmaster9000 · 02-10-2018, 11:08 AM

Grilled fish and salad...chug it down like a boss...men do not eat for taste they eat for nutrients...no time to chew...

mineistaken · 02-10-2018, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Grilled fish and salad...chug it down like a boss...men do not eat for taste they eat for nutrients...no time to chew...

I don't know, blended grilled fish and salad seems too extreme for my blender noob level

One step before blended meat and salad?

Blended steak, fries and salad anyone?

CaptainHowdy · 02-10-2018, 11:49 AM

Hummus, babaganoush, or liver pâtée ...

mineistaken · 02-10-2018, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Hummus, babaganoush, or liver pâtée ...

Not my kind of stuff

Bladewire · 02-10-2018, 12:27 PM

Placenta soup recipe

mineistaken · 02-11-2018, 08:15 AM

bumparoo for blend masters

Bladewire · 02-11-2018, 08:34 AM

bns666 · 02-11-2018, 08:34 AM

oats
instant rice
frozen berries
banana
peanut butter
powdered ginger/cinnamon/cocoa
cashew milk

add/remove to taste

mineistaken · 02-11-2018, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

oats
instant rice
frozen berries
banana
peanut butter
powdered ginger/cinnamon/cocoa
cashew milk

add/remove to taste

First "real" response, thanks, brewski

Ps: I am a simple guy, do not mess with all those fancy milks, will switch for regular

Adultium · 02-12-2018, 05:41 AM

spinach
celery
green apple
cucumber
basil
ginger
lemon

All chop and put into a blender.
Pour into a glass and enjoy! Vitamin cocktail is ready.

bns666 · 02-12-2018, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

First "real" response, thanks, brewski

Ps: I am a simple guy, do not mess with all those fancy milks, will switch for regular

i make full blender - 1.5l = 2kg+ of that and sometimes after super hard core activity i drink it all almost at once and too much real milk just upsets my stomach and i like creamy taste, that's why cashew milk.

also forgotten, i add water to start with, before any ingredients.

mineistaken · 02-14-2018, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultium

spinach
celery
green apple
cucumber
basil
ginger
lemon

All chop and put into a blender.
Pour into a glass and enjoy! Vitamin cocktail is ready.

Second "real" answer to the topic, thanks, brewski

NatalieK · 02-14-2018, 11:43 AM

https://www.digitaltrends.com/home/n...let-explosion/

https://cooking.stackexchange.com/qu...bullet-blender

they´re dangerous...

good luck

PR_Glen · 02-14-2018, 12:12 PM

I do a lower calorie version of ice cream that is pretty good.

chop up some bananas and put it in a freezer bag over night. this is your 'ice cream' base. put one or one and a half bananas worth in the cup. mix in some peanut butter and it makes for a pretty quick and simple dessert. add in some dark chocolate chunks works well too. one or two frozen strawberries could be a different way to go.

CaptainHowdy · 02-14-2018, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultium

spinach
celery
green apple
cucumber
basil
ginger
lemon

All chop and put into a blender.
Pour into a glass and enjoy! Vitamin cocktail is ready.

You sure like your poo explosive!

Grapesoda · 02-14-2018, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

oats
instant rice
frozen berries
banana
peanut butter
powdered ginger/cinnamon/cocoa
cashew milk

add/remove to taste

why instant rice?

pornguy · 02-14-2018, 05:01 PM

Any thing you blend for a sweet. Use Honey instead of sugar.

CurrentlySober · 02-14-2018, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You sure like your poo explosive!

pimpmaster9000 · 02-14-2018, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

I don't know, blended grilled fish and salad seems too extreme for my blender noob level

One step before blended meat and salad?

Blended steak, fries and salad anyone?

Try kale and banana...it's very nutritious and surprisingly tasty...one banana will overpower the taste of raw kale...kale is healthy as fuck...do not over blend your shit...leave some chunks...add some water to liquify and make it more drinkable...chug it down like a boss...

bns666 · 02-15-2018, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

why instant rice?

additional carb source, you can add cooked rice too.

Adultium · 02-15-2018, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You sure like your poo explosive!

Perhaps, for those who are accustomed to eat only fast food and junk foods it may seem explosive.

mineistaken · 02-15-2018, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

Try kale and banana...it's very nutritious and surprisingly tasty...one banana will overpower the taste of raw kale...kale is healthy as fuck...do not over blend your shit...leave some chunks...add some water to liquify and make it more drinkable...chug it down like a boss...

That sounds better.

Any alternatives if kale not available (and is it really that more healthy than alternatives, I heard that it has some hipster spell while not being that much more better than alternative greens)?

mineistaken · 02-15-2018, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

additional carb source, you can add cooked rice too.

what about double the oats instead of oats + rice? Or purely for taste (or for "different kind" of carbs) 50/50 oats/rice better than 100 oats?

bns666 · 02-15-2018, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

what about double the oats instead of oats + rice? Or purely for taste (or for "different kind" of carbs) 50/50 oats/rice better than 100 oats?

Didn't bother with thinking too much over it.

I got the idea from Rich Piana on youtube, he has rice based supplement called "real food" - which is basically instant rice - and he puts oats with it too.

You can use any kind of instant rice from the one from health stores to the baby food instant rice.

Rice and oats digest quickly and have low glycemic index which means energy is released slowely.

BTW, that's my go-to recipe after very intense activity like mountain biking, trekking or 2-4h on elyptical during winter times, it's very high carb, no need to drink that if you don't do any activity.

money biz · 02-15-2018, 06:09 PM

freeze bananas... let them thaw out a bit so you don't kill the motor.... then blend em up tastes like ice cream.

romeo22 · 02-16-2018, 03:16 AM

Lenin,banana, range and 1 glass of h2o

elmy · 02-16-2018, 03:45 AM

bannana, orange, kiwwi

mineistaken · 02-16-2018, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

Didn't bother with thinking too much over it.

I got the idea from Rich Piana on youtube, he has rice based supplement called "real food" - which is basically instant rice - and he puts oats with it too.

You can use any kind of instant rice from the one from health stores to the baby food instant rice.

Rice and oats digest quickly and have low glycemic index which means energy is released slowely.

BTW, that's my go-to recipe after very intense activity like mountain biking, trekking or 2-4h on elyptical during winter times, it's very high carb, no need to drink that if you don't do any activity.

Reason I am asking is that it is much more convenient to put 1 ingredient instead of 2 if second one does not add anything extra (taste or nutrition wise).

geedub · 02-16-2018, 05:41 AM

bulletproof coffee is what I make with mine

Constant Phil · 02-16-2018, 01:15 PM

Take that small thing back and get yourself a vitamix blender. Something that can actually pulverize ice

Constant Phil · 02-16-2018, 01:16 PM

For breakfast for the past 5+ years ive had the following:

2 Scoops Egg Protein
1 Cup Raw Oats
1 Banana
3 Tbps Natural PB
1.5 Cup Ice
Walden Farms Calorie Free Chocolate Syrup (to taste)

Gains meal/meal replacement

mineistaken · 02-17-2018, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Constant Phil

Take that small thing back and get yourself a vitamix blender. Something that can actually pulverize ice

I specifically needed this kind of blender (I have the regular one, not as expensive/good as viatmix).

What I needed from this small thing:

a) easier cleaning
b) you can take whole thing, put a lid on and use it as a glass.
c) these upside down blenders crush things better than not upside down ones.

mineistaken · 02-18-2018, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeo22

Lenin,banana, range and 1 glass of h2o

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mineistaken · 02-19-2018, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

I do a lower calorie version of ice cream that is pretty good.

chop up some bananas and put it in a freezer bag over night. this is your 'ice cream' base. put one or one and a half bananas worth in the cup. mix in some peanut butter and it makes for a pretty quick and simple dessert. add in some dark chocolate chunks works well too. one or two frozen strawberries could be a different way to go.

Sounds cool for the snack

Do you do/know meal replacement recipes as well?

RedFred · 02-19-2018, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

I specifically needed this kind of blender (I have the regular one, not as expensive/good as viatmix).

What I needed from this small thing:

a) easier cleaning
b) you can take whole thing, put a lid on and use it as a glass.
c) these upside down blenders crush things better than not upside down ones.

d) your flat is too small for one

mineistaken · 02-19-2018, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred

d) your flat is too small for one

Expect a surprise.

GAMEFINEST · 02-19-2018, 10:57 AM

I need to get one too!

mineistaken · 02-20-2018, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Constant Phil

For breakfast for the past 5+ years ive had the following:

2 Scoops Egg Protein
1 Cup Raw Oats
1 Banana
3 Tbps Natural PB
1.5 Cup Ice
Walden Farms Calorie Free Chocolate Syrup (to taste)

Gains meal/meal replacement

I am seeing this recipe is very popular (banana, oats, peanut butter related).

I will replace protein with milk or yogurt and test it out

Smiley · 02-20-2018, 11:20 AM

got myself the Nutri Ninja (fucker goes thru ice & frozen stuff like a champ) and i like some of these recipes....even ones i wasnt sure about (kale...its a garnish)...but thinking of adding the banana and maybe ill drink it down like a boss

todays was
protein powder
frozen blueberries
chia seeds & flax seeds
water
spinach

but for sure trying more...

here are a bunch as well:
https://www.ninjakitchen.com/recipes...rentTagGroup=3

bns666 · 02-20-2018, 02:35 PM

i can recommend this one - works awesome

CaptainHowdy · 02-20-2018, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Not my kind of stuff

You ain't into tolerant cuisine . . . . . . . .

brassmonkey · 02-20-2018, 03:39 PM

hit the youtube

fresh soups, sauce, fresh pasta sauce is what i use mine for. if im acting stupid a thick purple cow!

have fun op

mineistaken · 02-21-2018, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

i can recommend this one - works awesome

I already explained why I am buying "upside down" style blender.

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