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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				I'm going to try and break a record today! Wish me luck :)
			 
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		 Call Guinness first and make sure they're there to document you breaking the record for the largest number of poos picked up by mouth, no hands, within 2 hours  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Good luck, I'm sure you will win ...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Hmm 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 This might not be a good idea... parasites, bacteria, viruses... It’s probably tempting for him but you know... safety first. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Too lazy to set a custom title 
			
		
			
			
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		 Dogs eat they're own feces so my guess is that CS is safe ... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Bollocks 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 When I lived in the country and had a dog, I trained it so it didn't poo by the roadside like that, so I never had to pick up the mess. I made sure it went and did it in other people's gardens instead. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 They should have paid your for that fertilizer ... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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