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Old 06-12-2018, 06:22 AM   #1
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I paid $5 for some chocolate.
It tasted just like chocolate.

I got my blood pressure checked for free though.

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Old 06-12-2018, 06:30 AM   #2
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I just stole a bar from my local corner shop last time I was in there.

Melted in my pocket before I got home, but the mess felt pretty normal so I ate it anyway...
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Old 06-12-2018, 11:32 AM   #3
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let me guess... you sat there and ate it all
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:58 PM   #4
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let me guess... you sat there and ate it all
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Old 06-12-2018, 02:17 PM   #5
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Old 06-12-2018, 02:58 PM   #6
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It tasted just like chocolate.

I got my blood pressure checked for free though.
So what was your blood pressure?
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Old 06-12-2018, 04:14 PM   #7
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so what was your blood pressure?
115/62

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Old 06-12-2018, 04:45 PM   #8
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So what happens if your pressure is really high? Can you blowup/ cumbust?
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So what happens if your pressure is really high? Can you blowup/ cumbust?
You could have heart failure and stroke.

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That's good. I thought you were really overweight?
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Your fat ass must be on blood pressure meds
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108/62 just now with no meds. Calm day. The other day was stressful and it was 138/84. A real anomaly that scared the nurse!

You must be on a low-salt regimen.
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I have no idea what my blood pressure is, no idea what my colesterol is, been to the doctors once in 20 years. Should probably get a checkup.
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I have no idea what my blood pressure is, no idea what my colesterol is, been to the doctors once in 20 years. Should probably get a checkup.
Ignorance is bliss in medical matters . . .
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