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brassmonkey · 06-19-2018, 08:50 PM

eat the evidence??

davidCRM · 06-19-2018, 11:28 PM

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CurrentlySober · 06-20-2018, 01:26 AM

Personally, I avoid having to flush the toilet by classing its contents as my 'Pet Turd'. Its a great pet to have, doesn't need feeding or watering, and stays faithful as long as you don't flush.

Always there waiting when you want to see it, and just as cuddly as a tiny kitten when you want to pick it up and play with it. Also, if you decide to let it sleep in your bed, it wont wake you up or disturb your sleep.

So much more fun to be had than simply eating it. Thats just wasteful

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freecartoonporn · 06-20-2018, 06:12 AM

yikes.

break the flush.

stuff toilet paper and clog the toilet.

Busty2 · 06-20-2018, 07:15 AM

I just laid a 24" log that was colored Red/Purple by drinking beet juice. Next im going to try eating lots of Vitamins like C and B complex to see if i can get a yellow turd to emerge ?

CurrentlySober · 06-20-2018, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

I just laid a 24" log that was colored Red/Purple by drinking beet juice. Next im going to try eating lots of Vitamins like C and B complex to see if i can get a yellow turd to emerge ?

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06-20-2018, 07:15 AM	#6
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