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Old 09-04-2018, 06:15 PM   #1
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Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Furry Beaver

It is and isn’t funny. This guy wanted hairy pussy but settled for furry beaver. But the poor lil’ critter was run over by a car.


Man accused of sexually assaulting beaver dying on road

A Washington state man was arrested this week for sexually assaulting a beaver, which had been laying in the road — dying — after getting run over by a car, a report says.

Richard Delp, 35, was taken into custody on Monday night not long after the alleged incident in Columbia Park, according to KVEW.

A witness told the station that she caught Delp in the act while attempting to rescue his furry victim.

She said she saw the beaver get nailed by a vehicle, and was on her way back to the scene with a container to put it in.

When she got back 30 minutes later, Delp was on top of the mortally-wounded critter — pants unzipped with a pocket full of meth, according to police.

The woman called 911 and officers eventually showed up to arrest Delp. He was later charged with animal cruelty and possession of methamphetamine. The beaver did not survive.
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Old 09-04-2018, 07:28 PM   #2
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worthless without photos?
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:54 PM   #3
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Old 09-05-2018, 04:02 AM   #4
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that's sad dogg national geographic has black females some with nice tits. i would probably get exiled or sum shit from touching maybe they would be ok with it
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that's sad dogg national geographic has black females some with nice tits. i would probably get exiled or sum shit from touching maybe they would be ok with it
If you haven't noticed my posts are 80% sarcastic. I think animal abuse is fucked up.
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i cunt a4da Furry Beaver...
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