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11-28-2018, 05:42 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I met an older woman at a bar last night...
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter...
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'  |
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11-28-2018, 05:46 AM
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Long time no happy ending
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Oh... you're good. I'm gonna repeat that one a thousand times...
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11-28-2018, 05:57 AM
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Sexpat
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Geriatric threesome...
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11-28-2018, 05:58 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Damn. You never failed to impress @CurrentlySober.
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11-28-2018, 06:20 AM
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Service Provider
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Very good. Will remember that one.
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11-28-2018, 07:30 AM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Oldie but goodie.
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11-28-2018, 08:27 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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11-28-2018, 09:38 AM
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Femcams.com
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Hahahaha
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11-28-2018, 10:01 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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11-28-2018, 10:03 AM
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11-28-2018, 10:44 AM
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I need a beer
 
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That made me chuckle
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11-28-2018, 12:32 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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