For Currently Sober (ignore if poop stories offend you)

[HairyChick]

I haven’t watched this poop video yet but thought of you right away!

If you have friends in the USA, ask them to go to Dollar Tree for the “poop emoji” Christmas things. I saw mugs, stickers, posters, placemats, napkins, napkin rings, tablecloths and more.

I saw socks with that logo in Walmart and at Macy’s. Macy’s is more of a store for older folks. They’re trying to lure in youth but grandmas always are there. Anyway, I see the socks hanging up and showed my friend. We laughed, so my mom who’d come along came to see why we were laughing.

My 83-year old mom is pretty cool, so I pointed at the socks. She looks, looks at us, looks again says, “is that dreck on those socks?” Dreck is Yiddish for shit. Laughing, I somehow grunted “uh huh” while my friend was asking what dreck was. Her imitation of our way of saying it, with the “dre” sounding like an old Jew, “d-d-d-d-reh” (the tongue repeatedly drumming the roof of your mouth) had us crying we laughed so hard!

Mom asked what kind of person wears a picture of dreck on their socks? A constipated one? She was so serious that we lost it. Two loons and one old lady fondling poop emoji socks.

On the way home after dropping mom at her house, I told my friend about CS. Every time she comes in and looks at me, we laugh and laugh. She told her boyfriend about it and she barely started and he said, “stop. Talkin’ ‘bout shit ain’t funny” and left angry.

I said,”so he was pissed?” “Yes” she says. I said, “Sounds like a toilet fetish guy’s house with all that piss and shit.” “CS would love it” she said and I actually had rib pain from laughing so hard.

See, even off GFY CurrentlySober is thought of fondly.

(Fortunately my friend is working tonight so helped me recalling everything. I’m not laughing as much as her now but she’s on her phone, reading CS comments, and saying CS needs to be on cable tv because he’s “hella shit funny.”)