What would you do if your girlfriend leaves cupboard doors open? - GoFuckYourself.com

chaze · 12-19-2018, 11:56 AM

Could you get past it?

King Mark · 12-19-2018, 12:10 PM

Im married to a woman that leaves the cabinet doors open constantly (among other annoying things).

I just shut them as I pass them and suck my teeth. Every. Single. Time.

Life goes on.

RedFred · 12-19-2018, 12:17 PM

When women do that they are sending a message that they have lost all respect for you.

Rochard · 12-19-2018, 12:20 PM

My wife does this. We keep her laptop downstairs in the TV stand, and it seems she always leaves the cabinet door open. Drives me up the wall.

CaptainHowdy · 12-19-2018, 12:23 PM

She is looking to get cheated on . . .

CurrentlySober · 12-19-2018, 12:26 PM

i wood put child locks on the doors

chaze · 12-19-2018, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i wood put child locks on the doors

Or some sort of robotic door shutter that waits 3 minutes and shuts?

Bladewire · 12-19-2018, 12:42 PM

Self closing door hinges

King Mark · 12-19-2018, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Self closing door hinges

Such a simple solution I didn't think of. Thanks for the inspiration for my next weekend project.

2MuchMark · 12-19-2018, 01:06 PM

You're lucky if that's the only problem you have.

CurrentlySober · 12-19-2018, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

Or some sort of robotic door shutter that waits 3 minutes and shuts?

Naj. Just stop her from being able to open them at all. She will soon learn her lesson...

Spunky · 12-19-2018, 03:12 PM

Right in the pooper

beerptrol · 12-19-2018, 03:32 PM

Tea bag her coffee/tea mug

AnimeFevers · 12-19-2018, 03:39 PM

The last time my gf left the cupboard doors open she "accidentally" fell down the stairs shortly after.

Smack dat · 12-19-2018, 03:44 PM

I'd chop her legs off.

Bladewire · 12-19-2018, 04:10 PM

Maybe it's a ghost or poltergeist doing this?

Take the doors off those fucking cupboards!

bronco67 · 12-19-2018, 05:03 PM

I always know where my wife has been by the trail of lights left on.

RyuLion · 12-19-2018, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

Or some sort of robotic door shutter that waits 3 minutes and shuts?

YES!! It annoys the hell out of me too, so automatic door shutters would be nice!

onwebcam · 12-19-2018, 05:25 PM

Leave the lid up on the commode all the time. Even if you didn't use the restroom. That should teach her.

crockett · 12-19-2018, 05:26 PM

Get back at her by leaving the toliet seat up...

Mr Pheer · 12-19-2018, 05:32 PM

Fuck her sister at Christmas.

pimpmaster9000 · 12-19-2018, 05:46 PM

Heres a 100% way to deal with this:

Take a massive shit and smear the walls of the room and yourself with feces, then calmly call your wife and explain very politely that she sometimes forgsts to close the cupboard doors and that it would be nice if she could take care and close them...act normal about the shit you smeared everywhere...it gets the point across in a nice and calm way...

freecartoonporn · 12-19-2018, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

You're lucky if that's the only problem you have.

^^ this guys knows it.

Look Chang · 12-19-2018, 07:12 PM

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geedub · 12-19-2018, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I always know where my wife has been by the trail of lights left on.

I swear I shut the bathroom light off for my girlfriend 5 to 20 times per day.

astronaut x · 12-19-2018, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

Could you get past it?

Depends on how good the pussy is.

shake · 12-19-2018, 09:06 PM

For some reason I'm the one doing it, drives my wife crazy... I leave them open all the time.

mikeet · 12-19-2018, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shake

For some reason I'm the one doing it, drives my wife crazy... I leave them open all the time.

Sounds like your shemale taking over!! Since your married you better keep this shit low key..

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