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02-20-2020, 05:51 PM | #1 |
hey
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Anyone from Google here?
PM me and give me all the secrets and plans for future updates.
I can pay you in kindness and compliments. |
02-20-2020, 05:56 PM | #2 |
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They already did this, there was a large document leaked by an employee a couple years ago that included every single ranking criteria for manual reviewers. As for the future, you’re fucked.
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02-20-2020, 10:15 PM | #3 |
The Kink of Hearts
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I remember when XXXJay got his hands on Goog's secret algo back in the day. It was just one single pic, I'm trying to find but it was so long ago...
here are some memes to hold you over... you've already been told the truth about the future, here is the real answer for 90% of folks... Just Build Shrines and Start Praying (here is the real answer, also been given already) also those of you still in the bi$ it has been nice, and is pretty much guaranteed my rankings are gonna crash off a cliff after making SEO jokes "Have Luck All"
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02-20-2020, 11:54 PM | #4 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Bump for Google.
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02-21-2020, 12:02 AM | #5 |
Just Doing My Own Thing
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I spend most of my day working to make Google happy and I get barely enough to live on in return - That sounds like a job to me, so yes I work for Google...
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02-21-2020, 12:40 AM | #6 |
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Google. sorry to say but...
Our algorithms will always be secret and never known... can't even be found. Even the so called pro SEO masters will fail at trying to figure us out. It's a game and we're winning _________ |
02-21-2020, 12:42 AM | #7 |
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I'm from Google. Our plan is to show visitors paid results on the first 10 pages. Of course, if you keep creating unique and quality content, your links will appear immediately below the paid results.
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02-21-2020, 07:39 AM | #8 |
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If you think the Google game is fun, try getting on a Spotify editorial playlist.
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