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CurrentlySober · 04-17-2019, 10:11 AM

Personally, I've got loads... For example, once a year at Easter they have Cadburys mini eggs in the shops... I just can't help myself from eating some, even though they are high in Sugar, and I'm a diabetic...

When it comes to TV, its 'Judge Judy'... If I see she's on as Im channel surfing, I just can't resist flipping over to her to see what she's up to...

Likewise, if I'm using a public toilet, and the urinal is backed up to overflowing, basically full of other peoples piss, I just can't resist swilling the end of my dick around in it, and then pretending that I'm a deep sea diver, taking a piss 'Underwater'...

Well, those are just a few examples, which are all pretty normal, but how about YOU? What's your guilty secret? Anything a bit weird? Why not share

King Mark · 04-17-2019, 10:13 AM

You really into shit like that? Or you just really good at playing the part?

Sly · 04-17-2019, 10:17 AM

It takes a special kind of mind to come up with this SHIT…

LOL.

CurrentlySober · 04-17-2019, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

You really into shit like that? Or you just really good at playing the part?

Not sure what you mean? I can post a pic of my medication to prove that I'm diabetic along with an empty packet of eggs if you like, and yes, I really do enjoy the wisdom of Judge Judith Sheindlin...

CurrentlySober · 04-17-2019, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Not sure what you mean? I can post a pic of my medication to prove that I'm diabetic along with an empty packet of eggs if you like, and yes, I really do enjoy the wisdom of Judge Judith Sheindlin...

See ???

CaptainHowdy · 04-17-2019, 10:27 AM

I ask random women on the street to suck my dick in french (“Mets ta langue . . . sur ma bite?”) as if I was asking for directions. I just get a pretty pathetic kick out of that.

escorpio · 04-17-2019, 10:32 AM

Heroin. And salt water taffy. I love salt water taffy.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2019, 11:00 AM

i like exotic teas...they are hit or miss but my favorites are:

jasmine phoenix dragon pearls
gunpowder temple of heaven
ti kuan yin-the iron goddess of mercy

I must admit that I ordered these just because of their names but they turned out good...I tried ordering exotic coffees as well but all coffee tastes the same to me...so I am a tea aficionado now and have a collection of 20+ teas...not bad at all

pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2019, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

FAGGOT

Yo momma is here with me and says tea won't cure your AIDS

chain cock smoker, I put some honey in the tea as well...I have a thermos that I use to carry the tea with me...I am a tea aficionado and shit...manly as fuck...

escorpio · 04-17-2019, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

i like exotic teas...they are hit or miss but my favorites are:

jasmine phoenix dragon pearls
gunpowder temple of heaven
ti kuan yin-the iron goddess of mercy

I must admit that I ordered these just because of their names but they turned out good...I tried ordering exotic coffees as well but all coffee tastes the same to me...so I am a tea aficionado now and have a collection of 20+ teas...not bad at all

you = dirty hippie

pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2019, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

you = dirty hippie

And your forehead is a well known resting place for my nut sack...they should pay rent IRL...

Bladewire · 04-17-2019, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

you = dirty hippie

Yep! Alex is a hippie

crockett · 04-17-2019, 11:28 AM

trolling red hats.. They are so easy to confuse and agitate.. You push a button and they go on for hours.

escorpio · 04-17-2019, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

And your forehead is a well known resting place for my nut sack...they should pay rent IRL...

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Here's your tea cup, hippie!

Bladewire · 04-17-2019, 11:53 AM

My guilty pleasure is crotch watching.

Sometimes I like the crotch watch and see what kind of bulge guys passing by have. I don't constantly do it but it is a guilty pleasure I partake in now and then.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-18-2019, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Here's your tea cup, hippie!

I could drink tea from a pink cup and I would still emit 1000x more testosterone than your entire family tree combined...now go hoover some penis...

Klen · 04-18-2019, 01:50 AM

I like sugar powered buns, it's highly addicting.

redwhiteandblue · 04-18-2019, 02:06 AM

I'm trying to cut down on sugary things and carbs in general, not because I need to but because those are what cause a lot of health issues as you get older.

But...we have a chain of bakers in the UK called Greggs, and I find it hard to pass one without going in.

I can't find a decent picture of all the things they sell in there, that's the closest. Their coffee is shit but it doesn't matter when they sell you any cake for another 40p.

Mr Pheer · 04-18-2019, 04:00 AM

I like going to Russian grocery stores, because the lighting in them is awesome.

escorpio · 04-18-2019, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

I could drink tea from a pink cup and I would still emit 1000x more testosterone than your entire family tree combined...now go hoover some penis...

crucifissio and Blaidwire enjoying some tea and gay porn after a day of crotch watching.

JesseQuinn · 04-18-2019, 09:42 AM

so not into tv or food but this:

this is still a secret right? =)

incredibleworkethic · 04-18-2019, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

See ???

He's honest. And he's currently sober too!

freecartoonporn · 04-19-2019, 01:16 AM

i am into pussy licking.

celandina · 04-19-2019, 07:01 AM

CaptainHowdy · 04-19-2019, 04:32 PM

Forgot to add: crazy girls.

Look Chang · 04-19-2019, 08:49 PM

I like to smell dirty panties ...

04-17-2019, 10:11 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,593	What's your guilty, yet irresistible, secret pleasure? Personally, I've got loads... For example, once a year at Easter they have Cadburys mini eggs in the shops... I just can't help myself from eating some, even though they are high in Sugar, and I'm a diabetic... When it comes to TV, its 'Judge Judy'... If I see she's on as Im channel surfing, I just can't resist flipping over to her to see what she's up to... Likewise, if I'm using a public toilet, and the urinal is backed up to overflowing, basically full of other peoples piss, I just can't resist swilling the end of my dick around in it, and then pretending that I'm a deep sea diver, taking a piss 'Underwater'... Well, those are just a few examples, which are all pretty normal, but how about YOU? What's your guilty secret? Anything a bit weird? Why not share __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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