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09-04-2019, 04:10 AM | #1 |
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September 4th - My "10 Years Clean" Sobriety Anniversary :)
As of Midday today, approx 3 mins ago, I have not had so much as a drop of Alcohol, any Illegal Drugs, nor even a cigarette for FIVE FUCKING YEARS!
I have of course taken drugs that were medically prescribed by my Doctor but thats all. Nothing else ! Zero Zip Nana... And I've done it all myself too. On my own. No support groups or 12 step programs etc... As such thats why I don't really have anyone else to tell about it... Except for you lucky guys ! I'm not expecting to receive loads of 'Well Done' type replies. That's not why I'm poosting. Im poosting because for 1) I'm fucking PROUD of myself, and 2) If I can do it, from the state that I got myself into, then so can you, if you need poo Anyhoo, that's all, and heres to me bumping this poost in another 5 years to say 'TEN YEARS CLEAN !!!" |
09-04-2019, 04:29 AM | #2 |
Mark Osterholt Sucks Cock
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Aren't you bored?
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09-04-2019, 04:33 AM | #3 |
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Not really. I've found other things to fill my time. Had I carried on, I'd be dead by now. Simple as that. I was REALLY bad...
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09-04-2019, 04:44 AM | #4 |
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If you didn't have to recurr to a mighty God in the sky I truly congratulate you . . .
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09-04-2019, 05:03 AM | #5 | |
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09-04-2019, 05:08 AM | #6 |
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Congrats! I'll meet you at the bar and buy the first round to celebrate!
I go one day sober every week.
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09-04-2019, 09:14 AM | #7 | |
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09-04-2019, 01:45 PM | #8 |
Bollocks
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Congrats mate, good to hear it.
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09-04-2019, 01:50 PM | #9 |
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https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/ I think I found a website you'll like, I just drove past it
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
09-04-2019, 02:35 PM | #10 |
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09-04-2019, 02:35 PM | #11 | |
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09-04-2019, 02:40 PM | #12 |
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Thought you might enjoy, I'm in Branson Missouri, i love seeing all the road side stuff like that
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
09-04-2019, 02:40 PM | #13 |
Let's do some business!
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Poogratulations!
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09-04-2019, 02:47 PM | #14 |
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Guess you can't afford to fall off the wagon as well . . .
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09-04-2019, 04:38 PM | #15 |
feeding the wolves
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gonna admit this was also my first thought
seriously though, a tremendous accomplishment worthy of praise. well fucking done
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09-04-2019, 04:55 PM | #16 |
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Don't tell him but it's actually been a week - It just felt like five years...
But seriously that's amazing - I have been struggling with my addictions for years as you know - It's incredibly difficult!.... |
09-04-2019, 04:55 PM | #17 |
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That’s awesome! What made you decide to stop killing yourself? Abusing yourself? Wasting money? Did you finally realize that you are not worthless and your family would be devastated without you? Did you realize that life is short so I may as well live a better life?
It truly is amazing that you did it by yourself and didn’t require help. Atta boy is well deserved!
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09-04-2019, 05:44 PM | #18 |
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I also appreciate your new avatar, belle dame . . .
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09-05-2019, 04:51 PM | #19 |
80/20 Rule
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Congratulations! Go enjoy some Martinelli's Sparkling Cider.
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09-05-2019, 11:45 PM | #20 |
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Thats Pootastic!
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09-06-2019, 03:44 AM | #21 | |
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09-06-2019, 04:59 AM | #22 | |
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09-06-2019, 05:01 AM | #23 | |
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They also stopped delivering to me, because apparently I'm "Rude and Aggressive" and I "Shout at their delivery guys"... So I had no choice really... |
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09-06-2019, 05:03 AM | #24 |
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I just drink water and diet coke these days. Don't wanna tempt fate with 'similar' drinks
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09-06-2019, 05:05 AM | #25 |
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Specturdcular...
I changed it to that back when I was starting to try to get sober... It took a few false starts before I had m last drink 5 years and 2 days ago |
09-06-2019, 09:00 AM | #26 |
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Probably not, there's a world of poo out there.
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09-04-2024, 04:23 AM | #27 |
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10 Years today!
Not posting this for congrats, or well dones... But its 10 years today! Woot Woot! |
09-04-2024, 05:11 AM | #28 | |
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Enjoy your beer tonight hehe Next milestone - 15 years. The longest I managed not to drink was 6 months, and it felt great.
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09-04-2024, 05:39 AM | #29 |
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Always makes me happy to hear stories like this - especially when I see it from a friend and brother in the industry. Such a great achievement and although I don't drink I do smoke - I just don't have it to stop - cutting back yes but it's my only vice I need to make something better of each day
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09-04-2024, 07:08 AM | #30 |
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10 years sober is an amazing accomplishment. Big congratulations. You're still Currently Sober!
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09-04-2024, 07:53 AM | #31 |
I'll make you famous
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Congratulations CS !!!!
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09-04-2024, 10:09 AM | #32 |
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Congratulations! Teetotalers unite!
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09-04-2024, 10:13 AM | #33 |
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Turning to poo isn't exactly going clean . . .
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09-05-2024, 06:17 AM | #34 |
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09-05-2024, 07:53 AM | #35 |
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If you want it to ever cheat just fake having a heart attack and they will give you morphine.
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09-05-2024, 10:12 PM | #36 | |
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09-05-2024, 10:39 PM | #37 |
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Great achievement
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09-08-2024, 12:29 AM | #38 |
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Nice, keep it up and you'll add years to your life.
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