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Old 02-15-2020, 09:25 AM   #1
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what do you want in a mate?


big tits isn't on the list????
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Old 02-15-2020, 10:09 AM   #2
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Well, I went through the list and applied it to me and I fear I will be forever single...
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Old 02-15-2020, 10:12 AM   #3
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What do I want in a mate? Willingless to do anything I want sexually at the drop of a hat.

And that's why I married my wife.
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Old 02-15-2020, 10:18 AM   #4
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What do I want in a mate? Willingless to do anything I want sexually at the drop of a hat.

And that's why I married my wife.
yup I know a few guys married drunks for that reason
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Old 02-15-2020, 06:10 PM   #5
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What do I want in a mate? Willingless to do anything I want sexually at the drop of a hat.

And that's why I married my wife.
"Reliable" was #1 for men
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Old 02-15-2020, 06:57 PM   #6
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Old 02-15-2020, 07:49 PM   #7
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Old 02-15-2020, 11:06 PM   #8
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a guy walks into a bar and sees a sign on the wall: ham sandwiches $3.00, handjobs $5.00

a beautiful woman walks out so the guys says "are the one that does the handjobs?"

the woman says "yes, I am"

the guys says " well wash your hands i want a ham sandwich"
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Old 02-16-2020, 12:36 AM   #10
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Old 02-16-2020, 12:41 AM   #11
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Looks are unimportant. So is a pulse...
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Old 02-16-2020, 07:41 AM   #13
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Old 02-17-2020, 06:02 AM   #14
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They probably provided a list of pre-defined answers, which is why there are so many matches.
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Old 02-17-2020, 06:09 AM   #15
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All I look for in a mate is that she doesn't want to stay . . .
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Old 02-17-2020, 07:44 AM   #16
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Old 02-17-2020, 06:34 PM   #17
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A better credit report and portfolio than me. If she could live 1,000 miles from here, that would be icing on the cake.

That being said, Pheer and PornDiscounts both have fine women.
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Old 02-18-2020, 12:15 AM   #18
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That being said, Pheer and PornDiscounts both have fine women.
She's ok for a white girl. I just wish she was into the sandwich thing.
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Old 02-18-2020, 03:21 AM   #19
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They probably provided a list of pre-defined answers, which is why there are so many matches.
Yeah, what Natalie said.
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Old 02-18-2020, 03:28 AM   #20
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A better credit report and portfolio than me.
That won't be hard considering you're a broke loser. Did you ever find that roommate to split your mortgage payments you were seeking?
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A non farter...
I love girl farts . . .
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What about Shark Week Farts?

I heard that term over the holidays and then I was stupid enough to ask whats shark week
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I'm lucky I got all that with my boy, without funny it would suck tho
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Old 02-18-2020, 11:35 AM   #25
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She's ok for a white girl. I just wish she was into the sandwich thing.
Have you introduced her to your recent recipes?
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Have you introduced her to your recent recipes?
She wasn't very interested and when it got to the clam chowder popsicle I think she put me on ignore.
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She wasn't very interested and when it got to the clam chowder popsicle I think she put me on ignore.
That was art, but #notasandwich
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hot, good in bed, funny, smart, kind, always has my back, willing to deviate from traditional norms

I'm lucky I got all that with my boy, without funny it would suck tho
'always has my back' this is a deal breaker for sure
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They probably provided a list of pre-defined answers, which is why there are so many matches.
The list definitely had multiple choices for answers. The list only includes trusting, not trustworthy. There's a big difference between trusting and trustworthy. Trusting would mean your mate trusts you. Trustworthy would mean you can trust your mate.
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