I wanna be an american (30 post) - GoFuckYourself.com

zeubx · 03-06-2020, 12:15 PM

Yes, this is my dream since i was a child.
Why? I don't know.
But i'm french, this is not so bad if you don't go to england.

I tried to have green card, working with some sponsors but... no.

So now, i found another country that's look funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7g...gFl7xnOE&t=13s

Benado · 03-06-2020, 03:15 PM

France seem to be getting overrun by mgrants

mce · 03-06-2020, 11:44 PM

Are you a fan of Toulouse-Lautrec?

Mr Pheer · 03-06-2020, 11:50 PM

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

ilnjscb · 03-07-2020, 12:36 AM

Then of course you are sitting there, enjoying your rillettes de cul humain, and it must all seem so amuse cul! But where was I? Yes, you are contemplating the cul humaine, such a work of art, such a masterpiece!

OneHungLo · 03-07-2020, 01:07 AM

Might want to move this to the politics section...and put a trigger warning on it lol

lock · 03-07-2020, 01:37 AM

At least half of them look like were recently punched in face.

pornbro666 · 03-07-2020, 03:45 AM

well america is the best country in the world, your dream is not bad one, good luck bro

CurrentlySober · 03-07-2020, 05:18 AM

Just go in as a visitor and overstay your visa. Worked for me, and you should get a good 7 or 8 years before they find out.

CaptainHowdy · 03-07-2020, 07:53 AM

zeubx · 03-07-2020, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Just go in as a visitor and overstay your visa. Worked for me, and you should get a good 7 or 8 years before they find out.

Thank you, look like a good idea!

zeubx · 03-07-2020, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Then of course you are sitting there, enjoying your rillettes de cul humain, and it must all seem so amuse cul! But where was I? Yes, you are contemplating the cul humaine, such a work of art, such a masterpiece!

Ahaha

Ok so this is rillettes:

And "cul humain" => human ass (no pics)

Thank you all, maybe i was a little drunk yesterday... but it's a fact!

celandina · 03-07-2020, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeubx

Yes, this is my dream since i was a child.
Why? I don't know.
But i'm french, this is not so bad if you don't go to england.

I tried to have green card, working with some sponsors but... no.

So now, i found another country that's look funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7g...gFl7xnOE&t=13s

Why ? That is the last place I would want to live

zeubx · 03-07-2020, 09:05 AM

A dream is a dream. Reality is reality.
I never gone to usa for the moment.

There's pleanty of reasons but i don't speak english to explain it correctly

I spent 10 years un spain, canarias, really good place. You're going to meet a lot of people, new culture, great experience.
But now, i wanna go to USA

zeubx · 03-07-2020, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce

Are you a fan of Toulouse-Lautrec?

No, he was a painter.
I don't give any interest to this art. I prefer abstract. But his story is really interresting

I'm living in Toulouse, it's a French town.

CaptainHowdy · 03-07-2020, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeubx

And "cul humain" => human ass (no pics)

Enter CurrentlySober . . .

Speigelau · 03-07-2020, 05:40 PM

There is another member here named 2MuchMark who has the exact same dream. Message him and share your aspirations and ask him how he is going to fulfill his dream.

EddyTheDog · 03-07-2020, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeubx

No, he was a painter.
I don't give any interest to this art. I prefer abstract. But his story is really interresting

I'm living in Toulouse, it's a French town.

I love Toulouse - My favorite French city - I used to stay in Narbonne a lot and we would visit...

Grapesoda · 03-07-2020, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by zeubx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE&t=13s

west hollywood!!!!! yea!!!!!

sarettah · 03-07-2020, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce

Are you a fan of Toulouse-Lautrec?

Wormwood and Absinthe. Party time.

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Jazzix · 03-07-2020, 09:38 PM

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blackmonsters · 03-07-2020, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeubx

So now, i found another country that's look funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE

ilnjscb · 03-08-2020, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeubx

Ahaha

Ok so this is rillettes:

And "cul humain" => human ass (no pics)

Thank you all, maybe i was a little drunk yesterday... but it's a fact!

yES, i KNEW ZIS ALL!

BarryB · 03-08-2020, 05:55 AM

at least u tried .

zeubx · 03-08-2020, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I love Toulouse - My favorite French city - I used to stay in Narbonne a lot and we would visit...

Hey, yes this is a nice town!
And i was in born in Narbonne, really small sweet town...

zeubx · 03-08-2020, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

yES, i KNEW ZIS ALL!

I know you know, this was a pleasure to speak to someone who speak me french on gfy.
And i understood you

I try to speak english everyday, it's really dificult

ilnjscb · 03-14-2020, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeubx

I know you know, this was a pleasure to speak to someone who speak me french on gfy.
And i understood you

I try to speak english everyday, it's really dificult

Yes, French is a beautiful language, my favorite town is Saint-Émilion

Applebite Media · 03-14-2020, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pornbro666

well america is the best country in the world

Sorry... could not resist. Maybe at one time... Now we are all slaves to the corporations. Losing freedoms and privacy here faster than ever before all based on fear or capitalism.

What happened to "Land of the Free, Home of the Brave"? Maybe American is Great if you are part of the top 1%... and maybe better than most other countries... but.... Face it... we do not take care of our people... we strip funding from our educational system when an education is drilled into us is the most important thing one can possess... We do not provide health care for our people... We want to sound generous by accepting refugees and illegals into our country but do nothing to help the millions of homeless that we already have.

Maybe I am just jaded... seen too much, heard too many lies from our leaders... I do not trust our government at all... but I am NOT in that top 1%.

ReggieDurango · 03-14-2020, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by zeubx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7g...gFl7xnOE&t=13s

That is an INCREDIBLE piece of digital media!

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zeubx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Toulouse Posts: 48	A dream is a dream. Reality is reality. I never gone to usa for the moment. There's pleanty of reasons but i don't speak english to explain it correctly I spent 10 years un spain, canarias, really good place. You're going to meet a lot of people, new culture, great experience. But now, i wanna go to USA __________________ Sorry, i'm French

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