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Smack dat · 09-05-2020, 03:31 PM

my wife wants to get a beagle but i have heard they can be a pain in the ass. not coming when you call them, difficult to house train and stuff.

other options include:

labrador - apparently they are too big
Husky - apparently they are too big
Pomsky - apparently they are too big
cavapoo
Collie

Anyone had a beagle?

NALEM · 09-05-2020, 03:41 PM

What functions is the dog to serve? Each has its pros and cons.

Companion ... for an adult, child, or another pet?

Protection ... to bark, or protect against attackers?

Exercise ... jogging, hiking, or ?

For sheet intelligence, the Collie breed is #1.

Identify the two or three breeds that fit your needs and see who among your friends have them. Make time to spend it with you friend and his or her dog. See how they interact, and ask the questions you have directly to them. Even better if you can spend time with a local breeder.

Good luck!

mikeet · 09-05-2020, 04:24 PM

go with a chiwawa!
because they are small!!
got 2 of these girls myself and both are trained to shit and piss outside.

they will eat a motherfucker up too

Grapesoda · 09-05-2020, 04:52 PM

Have an English mastiff, I like full size dogs

Beagles are escape artist. Search beagle escape on Google lol!!!

OneHungLo · 09-05-2020, 06:26 PM

I had a collie growing up. They are awesome dogs, highly intelligent but their coat can be a bit of maintenance and lots of shedding. But they are all around great family dogs and can be protective.

Grapesoda · 09-05-2020, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

Have an English mastiff, I like full size dogs

Beagles are escape artist. Search beagle escape on Google lol!!!

have fun with the beagle lol!!!

RazorSharpe · 09-05-2020, 11:05 PM

It all comes down to training. Beagles are a little harder to train, but with a little patience, and a handful of treats, they're wonderful companions.

Spunky · 09-05-2020, 11:56 PM

Go for a border collie

grzepa · 09-06-2020, 01:18 AM

I bought a labrador - they are great dogs.

CurrentlySober · 09-06-2020, 04:09 AM

The upside to getting a Beagle, is the fact that they are historically known for enjoying smoking and being Smokers... This means there's a very good chance you can bum a fag from your pet, should you run out...

MaDalton · 09-06-2020, 06:51 AM

Stubborn. Do anything for food.

Otherwise very cute.

RazorSharpe · 09-06-2020, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

Stubborn. Do anything for food.

Otherwise very cute.

Having a dog that is very food motivated is a huge bonus though.

MaDalton · 09-06-2020, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Having a dog that is very food motivated is a huge bonus though.

true

funny story: the beagle of one of my exes parents was too fat and supposed to be on diet - but somehow it didn't work.

turns out she was sneaking out and going from neighbour to neighbour - scoring snacks from every single one of them.

they basically had to forbid the whole street (village) to feed her

MattGFY · 09-06-2020, 01:49 PM

I had a Beagle before. I loved her to death. It is hard to keep them home though. They have an incredible sense of smell, and drive to hunt. Every chance she had, she would escape, and go hunting.

My favorite dog i ever had was a yellow Labrador. They are really smart loving loyal pets. They are big though and they shed hair bad.

Smack dat · 09-06-2020, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

have fun with the beagle lol!!!

These are great lol.

RazorSharpe · 09-06-2020, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

true

funny story: the beagle of one of my exes parents was too fat and supposed to be on diet - but somehow it didn't work.

turns out she was sneaking out and going from neighbour to neighbour - scoring snacks from every single one of them.

they basically had to forbid the whole street (village) to feed her

Haha that's a great story!!! Typical beagle.

The beagle in my pics is a greedy bastard. He'll do anything for food! And I hated that he stared at me while I ate dinner. So I taught him to go to his bed and face the wall when I eat. He still looks over his shoulder when he thinks I'm not looking.

Grapesoda · 09-06-2020, 04:40 PM

My dog pulled a fast one the other day.....he acted like he had to go out. When I opened the door, the other dog who had been chewing a bone ran outside. My dog picked up the bone and walked off with it.

CaptainHowdy · 09-06-2020, 05:38 PM

It's sad how beagles looks like they're perpetually starving . . .

CaptainHowdy · 09-07-2020, 04:14 PM

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I wouldnt get anything bigger than a beagle. Always remember, the bigger the dog, the bigger the shit you'll be picking up.

That is why I like children, they eventually learn to use the bathroom . . .

ANAL PASTE · 09-08-2020, 03:10 AM

I have puggle. Mix of beagle and pug. Lazy as fuck.
Never fetched anything, always buried new toys in our backyard. Hates playing with other dogs. Howls like crazy every time I leave the house.
I love him to death.

09-05-2020, 03:41 PM	#2
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09-05-2020, 03:31 PM	#1
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	any beagle owners? my wife wants to get a beagle but i have heard they can be a pain in the ass. not coming when you call them, difficult to house train and stuff. other options include: labrador - apparently they are too big Husky - apparently they are too big Pomsky - apparently they are too big cavapoo Collie Anyone had a beagle?

09-05-2020, 04:24 PM	#3
mikeet this & that Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Beer City Posts: 5,256	go with a chiwawa! because they are small!! got 2 of these girls myself and both are trained to shit and piss outside. they will eat a motherfucker up too

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	Have an English mastiff, I like full size dogs Beagles are escape artist. Search beagle escape on Google lol!!!

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09-06-2020, 01:49 PM	#14
MattGFY Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2019 Location: Michigan Posts: 220	I had a Beagle before. I loved her to death. It is hard to keep them home though. They have an incredible sense of smell, and drive to hunt. Every chance she had, she would escape, and go hunting. My favorite dog i ever had was a yellow Labrador. They are really smart loving loyal pets. They are big though and they shed hair bad. __________________ My #1 Money Maker My #2 Money Maker

09-06-2020, 04:40 PM	#17
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	My dog pulled a fast one the other day.....he acted like he had to go out. When I opened the door, the other dog who had been chewing a bone ran outside. My dog picked up the bone and walked off with it.

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09-08-2020, 03:10 AM	#20
ANAL PASTE Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Puget Sound, WA Posts: 6,372	I have puggle. Mix of beagle and pug. Lazy as fuck. Never fetched anything, always buried new toys in our backyard. Hates playing with other dogs. Howls like crazy every time I leave the house. I love him to death. __________________