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09-19-2020, 09:23 AM | #1 |
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If you could ExPat anywhere where would you go?
Considering retiring outside the US. Currently thinking of Costa Rica Panama or Belize as well as Greece Portugal and Spain.
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Spain FTW
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09-19-2020, 09:34 AM | #3 |
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Of the places you listed, Portugal would be my first choice, followed by Spain. |
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09-19-2020, 11:42 AM | #6 |
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Somewhere in central Europe.
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09-19-2020, 11:20 PM | #8 |
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I'll stay where I am. Been to other places on Earth and haven't seen something better.
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09-20-2020, 01:16 AM | #9 |
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if I had a million in the bank, my choice would be Bora Bora or the Seychelles, but both of these places are expensive, Spain has always been and is my choice. We live comfortable, the climate is lovely, the air is clean, the people are amazing and of course, the foods and drinks are great value, choice and taste...
and thereエs always something to do, somewhere new to visit or go to see
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09-20-2020, 01:26 AM | #10 |
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No one can really answer this question. It depends what you're looking for exactly, but all those countries sound interesting. Are you willing to learn another language, what's the quality of life index, how much do you want to spend...
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09-20-2020, 02:38 AM | #12 |
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I've lived all over the world first things first your son is at a critical age for schooling wait till he's finished college / uni before you move
French Polynesian is beaitifull but expensive. If you've come from the west then you will appreciate things just work, If something breaks and I need a replacement I can just order it off amazon in 2 clicks rather than trudging through markets, negotiating in a language I don't fully understand and still getting charged twice as much because Im a forigner. Doesn't happen so much in french polynesia but bare in mind if you need anything remotely even specialised you're going to be waiting a month + for it to arrive. Why belize is it for tax purposes? problem with tax havens is British and American banks get funny about tax havens and they may close your accounts I used my parents address when I was out in Cambodia if i told natwest I was living out in Cambodia they'd have closed my account because of money laundering concerns, as far as my bank was concerned I was on an extended holiday out there. (Which may not last if you spend 5+years out there) Your best advice is to visit any place your interested in for a month or 2 and see how you like it, after a month or two the rose tinted sunglasses start coming off. |
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You could also take up sailing its a nice life sailing from country to country if you've got a 40ft+ sailing boat ($150k - $400k starting price then the sky the limit.)
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09-20-2020, 03:24 AM | #14 |
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Lots of factors. How is your income made and are you willing to pay tax if needed. With a son i would wait 3 years so he can decide if he wants to join or first finish school or stay in the USA to live. Or maybe he loves the idea, ask him where he wants to study/live. You probably speak Spanish if you are from the USA, than i would go to Spain. I stopped school and worked on sailing ships when i was 17 and had the time of my life. Few years later went back to school to study. Maybe your son wants 1 year off. Many younger people in Holland take a 1 year travel break from school when 18.
I would just travel and stay in some places a few months to see how it is. Belize is too small, but i could live there 1 or 2 years. I would enjoy myself. Must be a hell hanging with old fat 70+ years people on a small island for years.
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Exactly. I live in the largest megalopolis of the Western wold. Where can I move for a better life?
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The air is clear and clean because of the miles and miles of salt lakes and the terrain is unspoilt, huge mountains full of pines and woodland walks, flats of orange and lemon groves, valleys of grape vines, even some towns known for overheating such as Cordoba, an average temperature through from March to November as 35 to 40c, this year as hot as 45c, thatエs like 110 or 115f. The walls of the streets are filled with flora, to keep the oxygen in the town. Pretty cool idea and it looks amazing
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09-20-2020, 06:41 AM | #17 |
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off grid in a remote part of the USA, but within 20-30 miles of taco bell
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In Ecuador you have +25 Celsius every day. Every 1 day of 365 is +25 C. They all speak Spanish. Would you live there? A spoiler: I won't. P.S. I've been to Spain. I liked Barcelona. Well, it's not literally Spain... It's Catalonia. When I said I liked it, I meant it's nice to be a visitor (a tourist) there. I like to stay in Barcelona for a week or maybe even for two weeks. However I won't stay there for a month for sure, because it's a very very very boring place to me. Send a citizen of the most largest European megalopolis to Spain and it will be like...
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And what will you do there? I mean those 6 countries? E.g. you live in Vladivostok and in a couple of hours you are in Japan, Chhia or South Korea. The question is: what will you do there?
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I live south of Barca, south of Alicante, the Orihuela costa, near La manga... the life is relaxing and the police do not mind adult, check out la manga
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09-20-2020, 05:04 PM | #23 |
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best answer but for me it would be In N Out or Culvers.
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I lived in Spain for 10 years - Just a few miles from Natalie actually - It has a lot going for it - You can't beat NZ though, CyberSEO it sounds like you would die here though...
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Do NOT move to Ecuador unless you want to get stabbed, at least in Quito. The crimen against foreigners is very high there.
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I have never been to NZ and seems I never will - a 24 hour flight is not my cup of tea. However I know that NZ is one of the most popular place in Russia for the people who want to live their last days in peace. I'm not joking. It's really very popular here as the last harbor.
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go somewhere buddist...cambodia...cheap as fuck...you can buy a pre-fab on rented land for like 10K$...why would you want to try so hard and pay out of the ass for expensive western rent?...you own the place for 10K...if the kid gives you shit tell him he will be drowning in pussy...this will change his mind...
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Here's another idea for you, since you seem to like it. Cheap as fuck. Costs like 100euros. Land for miles. Climate a little hot, but humidity in Taiwan is worse.
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In Asia i would go for an island in Thailand, even if that is a little more expensive than Cambodia. And maybe Philippines, but haven't been there yet. After spending 2 years in Asia i will be moving back to the Americas for 2 years or so.
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south america is a great place as well...you should do zig zag...a few years south america, a few years asia and back...zig zag... Quote:
I got a 22K Euro estimate from a building company for a 200m2 house called "pythagorean house" on youtube...concrete and expanded foam mixed in...they call it light concrete...12K Euros for the glazing on top...34K euro total with no furniture.. do you understand what a beggar you are?
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. . . That is a great sale!
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09-21-2020, 06:32 AM | #35 | |
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Like i said, check zimbabwe. That hut you can get for 100 euros, and they would probably sell you like 100 acres of land in the desert for 100 euros more. I thought a baller like you that was buying private islands would actually link to something relevant, not shitholes where low western class is looking to experience middle class shithole life
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And if I have to explain what you can do and enjoy in: Germany Austria Slovakia Hungary or even in Poland, then you have to go back to school and take courses in Geography, History and Art. |
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Well, that is definitely case in Croatia - there was once news article how some african businessman visited Split and he called it "Africa with electricity" . Serbia does not have tourism so they cant charge high prices for nothing.
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Remember a few things when trying to decide.
1. You work in porn or at least part time. Need good quality connection and for it to be ok to do. 2. Cost of living over all. Can you afford it. 3. Will you really like it. I would advise 90 days or more to see. Rent a house and check it out. Find out what its like. 4. Ability to get what you want/need to live/work. If you require certain types of equipment to work can you get it? Replacements or similar? Do you drive to get it or need to Fly? Can you afford that? Its not as simple as packing up and going. there is a LOT to think about. PS. would not go to Belize.
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Do not, and don't buy anywhere in Africa either unless it is Mozambique on the coast and you are not mzungu and you have upper class friends in Mozambique
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I always thought it would be great to live in Australia until i discovered how many things want to kill you there !!!
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I would add Turkey to the list. Super cheap and Istanbul is a real city as well as the Agean is the same on both sides.
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Of the places you mentioned, I vote Portugal.
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Yes, I am. A summer here is hot (sometimes hotter than in Barcelona) a winter is cold as fuck.
This: or this...
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