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AnimeFevers · 05-28-2020, 05:11 PM

Looking for a experienced coder that has a really good understanding of MySQL/PHP

You will be working with my coder to help optimise a site that's almost using 100% cpu constantly, he will explain everything so you understand what it is you're working with.

Please send me an email if you're interested in the job, could end up being a long term thing.

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Originally Posted by SexJoker

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plsureking · 06-01-2020, 06:55 AM

this one is more relevant to the discussion..

(the solution is probably 20 minutes lol)

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AnimeFevers · 06-02-2020, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

just tell your coder/host to turn on caching.

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#porncms

We have caching already

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have you figured this out?

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SleepWalker · 06-02-2020, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by faperoni

@OneHungLo Thanks for the shoutout.

@AnimeFevers I see you added me on skype, lets chat later loday

@faperoni, I also tried to catch you on skype, please check ;)

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raymor · 06-04-2020, 09:15 PM

As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

AnimeFevers · 06-11-2020, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

Neels seems pretty busy atm, I tried to message you on icq but it says your number doesn't exist.

OneHungLo · 06-11-2020, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Neels seems pretty busy atm, I tried to message you on icq but it says your number doesn't exist.

Ray knows what he is doing. He's a nice guy, too.

AnimeFevers · 06-11-2020, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Ray knows what he is doing. He's a nice guy, too.

Does he have skype? His ICQ doesn't work.

sarettah · 06-11-2020, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Does he have skype? His ICQ doesn't work.

Send him a pm.

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Relic · 06-12-2020, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

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OneHungLo · 12-04-2020, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

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Dennis69 · 12-05-2020, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

As PornDiscounts said, indexes are likely to help, but really you need to profile the code.
AnimeFevers, that's what you're looking for - somebody who knows how to profile PHP and how to profile SQL queries. That's absolutely the first thing you do in a case like this, not guess. You spend a few minutes with the profiler to know EXACTLY what's using all of the CPU.

AnimeFevers, I've been teaching this stuff for twenty years. My work includes contributions to the Linux kernel and the Apache http server, so you're already running my stack. If these other guys don't get you taken care of, hit me up. Or if adultwebdev does the profiling but then wants a second set of eyes on how best to fix it, they can hit me up. I'm not cheap per hour, but it might be worth a 15 minute call after you have the profiler results.

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