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DeadFidel · 03-17-2022, 12:15 AM

I flew across the Atlantic ocean on a propeller plane...really...How?

Longest was New York-Rio.

BaldBastard · 03-17-2022, 02:10 AM

23 hours Sydney to Frankfurt, then 8 hours on the train to Prague

... never again

CurrentlySober · 03-17-2022, 02:58 AM

Dunno, but my shortest was about 15 mins in 2002 when I got kicked off American Airlines before flight had even departed due to my 'Behaviour'...

Seriously.

MatureKing · 03-17-2022, 03:19 AM

Guys, guys... do your remember when I flew to the Amsterdam (WEBMASTER ACCESS) through Riga??? It was propeller plane... AND... I had drunk ESTONIAN passanger on the board

LetterTwenty7 · 03-17-2022, 05:19 AM

What's wrong with prop planes? They are the best. :D

MatureKing · 03-17-2022, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7

What's wrong with prop planes? They are the best. :D

yea... yea... yea... but ESTONIAN?

J. Falcon · 03-17-2022, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Dunno, but my shortest was about 15 mins in 2002 when I got kicked off American Airlines before flight had even departed due to my 'Behaviour'...

Seriously.

You were drunk?

EddyTheDog · 03-17-2022, 06:43 AM

I got a flight in 1996ish - 150 UK pounds - London, Rome, Dubai, Singapore, Bali, Cairns, Sydney - 35+ hours - Then a bus from Sydney to Adelaide 2 hours after landing - Another 20+ hours...

I called it an 'Adventure' - That made it better somehow.....

NatalieK · 03-17-2022, 08:49 AM

Christmas day, Virgin Atlantic 11am boarding from London Gatwick to Orlando Florida...

arrived about 3 in the afternoon, 9 hr flight...

Jet lag didn´t kick in until about 11pm and ended up having an early night that first night of our holiday

NatalieK · 03-17-2022, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7

What's wrong with prop planes? They are the best. :D

yep, very fun...

took a prop from Southampton England to Dublin Ireland for a job, just an overnight stay, was so tiny and quite noisy, bouncy and a bit scary

vdbucks · 03-17-2022, 09:16 AM

Philippines to Montreal - ~32 hours (2 flights)
Philippines to Vegas - ~36 hours (3 flights)

brassmonkey · 03-17-2022, 09:20 AM

9 hours i hate flying

Grapesoda · 03-17-2022, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7

What's wrong with prop planes? They are the best. :D

Turbo props, The big transport aircraft uses those

CurrentlySober · 03-17-2022, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

You were drunk?

Nope. I told a stewardess to fuck off after she was extremely rude to me. I had been sat on a faulty plane for over an hour and a half, with no AC and no drinks (Not even water) in the heat of the LA sunshine waiting to travel back to the UK.

Eventually we were put on an different plane. Still nothing to drink, as they were about to take off and still no AC on this plane either. I thought I was gonna pass out and have a legit overheating medical issue, so I removed my tee shirt and placed it over me, in the same way as if I was still wearing it.

A Voice told me to 'Get your shirt back on RIGHT NOW!!' like they were talking to some 10 year old naughty child at school and it just irked me cause I was in business class as well, and didn't expect to be spoken to in such a manner.... Had the voice said 'I'm sorry Sir, I know its hot, but I have to ask you to put your shirt back on' then that would be one thing, but it wasn't, so I said 'Fuck Off'

Anyway me and the wife were escorted off the plane by air marshal etc, and put in in a swanky hotel with unlimited room service privileges and no bill to pay at the end, so we enjoyed an extra night in LA and flew back the next day.

Switched to Virgin Atlantic from that point on, and flew so much business class with them, we were bumped up to first class on a couple of occasions.

No, I dont think it was 'cool' to tell her to fuck off or anything, but if they hadn't kept us on the first plane so long, or just offered a simple bottle of water, it would never have even happened... I wont accept people taking that tone with me on the street,. Let alone in an expensive premium plane seat...

Anyway, all good in the end, because the story got around some of the porn gossip blogs of the day (Mike South / Luck Ford etc) and that raised my wife's 'noise' somewhat to bring her to the attention of some people who had not yet booked her...

Porko · 03-17-2022, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadFidel

I flew across the Atlantic ocean on a propeller plane...really...How?

Longest was New York-Rio.

Buenos Aires > Bangkok = ~35 hours (with a mandatory 7 hours stop at Dubai's airport).

CurrentlySober · 03-17-2022, 10:30 AM

i think my son did a 24 hour one, when he went to NZ for his honeymoon. they went via hong kong, so it was a pretty long flight.

plsureking · 03-17-2022, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by vdbucks

Philippines to Montreal - ~32 hours (2 flights)
Philippines to Vegas - ~36 hours (3 flights)

you be flying budget

i've flown back and forth to Thailand many times. 22-28 hours depending on which coast and airline. then another hour flying up to the house. i hate the trip but love not being in the US. Rona kept me in the states too long...

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vdbucks · 03-17-2022, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

you be flying budget

i've flown back and forth to Thailand many times. 22-28 hours depending on which coast and airline. then another hour flying up to the house. i hate the trip but love not being in the US. Rona kept me in the states too long...

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Nah, 1st/Business class. Stupidly long layovers in DOHA because I flew out of Clark, not Manila.

DOHA is a bad ass airport, and their 1st class lounge is 2nd to none, but spending 8+ hours there gets boring.

But yeah, not gonna lie, a big part of me hates living back in the states.

fuzebox · 03-17-2022, 02:39 PM

Come on guys, layovers don't count

I feel I've unlocked the lifehack of laying over in Fiji for my Australia trips

cybermike · 03-17-2022, 04:40 PM

Before the 2008 crash thai airways had a direct nyc to thailand flight that was 17 hours.. did that one round trip.. wish they would bring it back hah

vdbucks · 03-17-2022, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Come on guys, layovers don't count

I feel I've unlocked the lifehack of laying over in Fiji for my Australia trips

layovers longer than 4 hours should count... it's like slow death

fuzebox · 03-17-2022, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vdbucks

layovers longer than 4 hours should count... it's like slow death

Oh for sure, but not in a "what's your longest flight" thread... Anyone who travels has had 24-36 hour itineraries.

adultchatpay · 03-18-2022, 05:21 AM

13hrs 40 something minutes. Taipei to Amsterdam via KLM.

Rochard · 03-18-2022, 10:46 AM

Loryn and I nearly got kicked off a Southwest flight from Sacramento to Phoenix when going to a Phoenix Forum show. We were early to the airport that morning and we were pretty much smashed before we got on the plane. Good times.

I guess my longest flight was Newark, NJ, to London.

I like to break up long flights. On this trip the eventual destination was Prague for a show. I flew from California to New Jersey and spent a few days there with family, then to England for a week of training with Dating Factory, then Prague... Then some sight seeing in London, back to NJ to visit my brother, and then back home.

plsureking · 03-18-2022, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by vdbucks

Nah, 1st/Business class. Stupidly long layovers in DOHA because I flew out of Clark, not Manila.

DOHA is a bad ass airport, and their 1st class lounge is 2nd to none, but spending 8+ hours there gets boring.

But yeah, not gonna lie, a big part of me hates living back in the states.

yea we're getting back out of here before summer

we are usually running thru Doha lol

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SekobA · 03-22-2022, 02:28 PM

23hour flight to Melbourne Australia

fastball · 03-22-2022, 03:23 PM

Longest non stop was 17 hours on Thai Airways LAX to BKK. My longest duration was Yvr to BKK via FRA 11 hours in the Lufthansa first class lounge...then Thai first class airsuite with a double bed and hard walls and a closet to BKK. I think it was around 30 hours and so much fun.

Coybh · 03-22-2022, 04:21 PM

Long single flight was Abu Dhabi to JFK, 14ish hours.

smuteditor · 03-22-2022, 09:23 PM

14 hours California to Philippines.

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