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08-31-2023, 03:25 PM
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Do beautiful buttholes exist?
I think everyone can agree:
-good tits exist -good pecs exist -good pussies exist -good cocks exist **CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT** -there is not a single good looking, aesthetic butthole **/CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT** The sphincter is simply a utility design and the look of every butthole is pretty much ugly. It has the design features of a loading bay. I was once hooking up with this auburn-haired succubus in White Rock, B.C., and she was so rich, and so spoiled that I considered a serious relationship... I would have had it made, her family was so loaded! However... she asked me to fuck her in the butt. I never liked the butt. My first time some chick asked me to fuck her in the butt she shit all over my bed like I was shot with a cannonball grapeshot of human shit. My sheets were a swiss cheese of turd bits. She orgasmed and shot out last night's burrito everywhere. I had it on myself, my sheets, my carpet, it was absolutely disgusting and the room smelled of feces for 2 days until I called a professional cleaner. It was the worst experience of my 20's next to the death of my mother! Anyways, this bitch had a skin tag right by her butthole AND her butthole was this nasty dark shade while the rest of her was tanned and toned, but the skijn at her asshole was coffee brown. Much different colour. Even with soft lighting, it was like you had a ring of darkness on your dick. Ever since then, I've been extremely turned off the butthole. I know European guys are much more into it. My newest adult site has some really wild looping butthole animations. After watching hours of winking butthole content. I can imagine that if you had the right connection with a woman, if her butthole was winking on your dong, it could feel like love. Post your buttholes if you think there is a "butthole aesthetic" because I'm unsold on it. There are things that are pure utility that have no capability to look good, they just function. Change my mind.
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08-31-2023, 03:55 PM
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I never fixated on a girl's asshole (altough for many is a pleasure point) . . . pussies are much more nuanced.
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08-31-2023, 04:17 PM
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08-31-2023, 04:47 PM
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08-31-2023, 05:54 PM
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Don't make me post that one pic of Donny...
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08-31-2023, 06:49 PM
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I'll make you famous
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08-31-2023, 07:08 PM
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There are some esthetically pleasant buttholes imo.
However there is usually a lack of diversity in what you can see. Buttholes can be disgusting but when they look great, that doesn't score much |
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08-31-2023, 08:51 PM
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Hungry asshole :
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08-31-2023, 09:37 PM
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Jesus this thread already has gigantic winking buttholes in it!
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09-01-2023, 09:08 AM
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www.adultinnovation.com
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sick bastards
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09-01-2023, 10:26 AM
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making it rain
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09-04-2023, 08:04 AM
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Sad story of a funny guy
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