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Old 09-04-2023, 05:14 PM   #1
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:stoned Random Waffle - I got married 24 years ago today! My Wedding Album



24 fuckin years ago - Mad innit?

Rather than go the traditional route, we sold the rights to our wedding to a top shelf magazine. Not only did we get paid to get married (& the mag covered all the costs) but it meant we had the magazine as a wedding album too!

That meant that when anyone asked if they could see our wedding album, we could just hand them a jazz mag & say sure...

Unfortunately, the actual mag is long gone now, (as is the wife ) & all I have left is a censored A4 photocopy... All the good bits have been blanked out

Anyway, like I said, just random musings...

In other, unrelated news, I also saw the spitting image of Paul Markham (RIP) at the train station today as well...

Crazy where the time goes
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Old 09-04-2023, 05:19 PM   #2
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spitting
That is a new one . . .
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Old 09-04-2023, 05:23 PM   #3
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Paul Markham (RIP) at the train station today as well...

Oh fuck he's dead?!?!? The legends... Dirty D, Paul M.... damn.
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Old 09-04-2023, 05:28 PM   #4
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That is a new one . . .
Not really = Well known British phrase...
Even a long running TV show... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image
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Old 09-04-2023, 05:32 PM   #5
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Not really = Well known British phrase...
Even a long running TV show... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image

What's the least cucked / most controversial British TV show in 2023?
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Old 09-05-2023, 02:27 AM   #6
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What's the least cucked / most controversial British TV show in 2023?
No idea. I rarely watch TV these days. It's all woke nonsense. DVTimes would be a better person to answer that than I...
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Old 09-05-2023, 05:23 AM   #7
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No idea. I rarely watch TV these days. It's all woke nonsense. DVTimes would be a better person to answer that than I...
I used to watch tv all day long.

I must be honest, I have not looked at a tv show for a few years now.

in fact in the end all i watched was the daily politics show at lunchtime.

i used to watch coronation street but found it dull in the end

but i think most people now no longer watch tv as they prefer on demand.

what i do listen to is bbc radio comedy on the phone app. i tend to as i walk the dogs with cheap £90 ear buds that seem perfect to me (i do not see the point in spending £200 on some unless they sound better for music_.
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Is layla jade still doing shoots?

she was a well known model when you got married.

one suspects today of she started she would be making millions on onlyfans.

i often think that years ago some models were doing great and how people would say that a solo model site was making £80k a month and we would think that was great, yet today it sounds like a model on onlyfans could make £80 a day on onlyfans for doing next to nothing.
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Old 09-05-2023, 05:31 AM   #9
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That is a new one . . .

spitting image

it means that something or somone looks identical.

to be honest until now i had not thought that it sounds odd.

there are lots of strange things people say that sound odd, but when you look into the history it makes sense.
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Old 09-05-2023, 05:40 AM   #10
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but for those who want to hear what those in that London talk like, its the cockney talk.
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Old 09-05-2023, 05:45 AM   #11
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by the way, to any american who comes to the uk on holiday, it is polite to say to some big chap who is very huge and looks like he may have done time in prison to say, you look like a right ginger beer and a merchant banker and her will make you most welcome.
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Old 09-05-2023, 05:49 AM   #12
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Is layla jade still doing shoots?

she was a well known model when you got married.

one suspects today of she started she would be making millions on onlyfans.

i often think that years ago some models were doing great and how people would say that a solo model site was making £80k a month and we would think that was great, yet today it sounds like a model on onlyfans could make £80 a day on onlyfans for doing next to nothing.
No she pretty much quit back in 2005 after we divorced. She is currently married to an indie film producer & they have a child together - They live in Northern California.

Yes, if OnlyFans had existed back then, she would have been on it for sure, however we still made some unbelivalbe money at the time though - So all good
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Looking back, it appears I had a turd on my head back then as well !!!

God, I'm gorgeous aint I?

I'm pretty sure I could give that tube ace dude a run for his money in the 'Best Looking Guy on GFY' competition!
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Looking back, it appears I had a turd on my head back then as well !!!

God, I'm gorgeous aint I?

I'm pretty sure I could give that tube ace dude a run for his money in the 'Best Looking Guy on GFY' competition!
It was your own foreseeing
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24 years ago, I was excited because the Dreamcast was about to come out in 3 days..
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Not really = Well known British phrase...
Even a long running TV show... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image
. . . I mean, you already took the poo. Leave some bodily discharges for the rest of us.
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