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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				Q for the 'clean freaks' who wash their hands in public bathrooms...
			 
			When I piss, I dont piss on my hands, nor touch anything in the bathroom - Therefore I dont wash my hands, as that would involve touching the sink... However, I know from a previous survey, that a lot of you wash your hands every single time... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	If that's you, then I have a question... Why not, instead of standing at a sink, washing your hands, get your cock and balls out, and give them a good wash as well? Does anyone do this? Just asking for a friend... ![]()  | 
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			 GFY'S #1 retard 
			
		
			
			
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 The reason you should wash your hands often in public is because people are absolutely filthy and will literally finger their buttholes and then ride the bus and touch everything that other people touch. The last time I was in Vancouver and riding the Skytrain, there was a cracked out dude with an open bleeding sore on his face, hands down the back of his pants digging for gold, then he touched the bar you hold to steady yourself before getting off the train. I then watched the people come onto the Skytrain and proceed to touch exactly where he touched. I'm sure you would have licked the pole and enjoyed the fragrance and potpourri of intestinal flavours and fecal remnants, but I think most people just want to have clean hands.  | 
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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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		 I'm highly sexually active. Sex is my drug. Gotta keep my hands and dick immaculately clean at all times. In public, I wash my hands before and after a piss. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Probably no need for all that, but it is what it is.  | 
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			 Too lazy to set a custom title 
			
		
			
			
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		 As an habitual idle walker I find more sanitary just to piss right on the street . . . 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Making PHP work 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 When you piss into the urinal, you piss mixes with the previous piss of the other people and then it bounces out onto your hands, legs etc... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Then you put your finger in your mouth and eye with 20 other people's piss on it. ![]()  | 
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