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06-01-2024, 12:21 PM
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Web development dream sheets
I call these requirements a "dream sheet" :
HTML & CSS JavaScript -NodeJS -Websockets/Socket.io Python PHP SQL or Mongo (Preferably Mongo) Basic knowledge of Linux OS and Apache web server But I admit that I know 80% of that. Why don't they just say "genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one." 
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What do you need help with?
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06-03-2024, 06:38 PM
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"Why don't they just say genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one." Implying that those very basic requirements for a web developer were somehow genius level skills. Talkin' outta both sides of your mouth here man...
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06-04-2024, 11:13 PM
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anyway wasnt totally tryng to shit on you, but surprised to see these junior level skills described as genius level
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06-05-2024, 01:46 AM
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We're looking for employees with the following skillset:
- Can breathe oxygen - Can drink liquids - Can defecate - Can sleep Hit me up if you think that you fit these requirements, salary based on experience 
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06-07-2024, 08:37 PM
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And yet daily, I'm tossing out resumes that far exceed them. 20 years of shit talk, and hes soon toast, couldnt happen to a better person.
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