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06-01-2024, 12:21 PM | #1 |
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Web development dream sheets
I call these requirements a "dream sheet" :
HTML & CSS JavaScript -NodeJS -Websockets/Socket.io Python PHP SQL or Mongo (Preferably Mongo) Basic knowledge of Linux OS and Apache web server But I admit that I know 80% of that. Why don't they just say "genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one."
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06-03-2024, 04:45 PM | #3 | |
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What do you need help with?
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06-03-2024, 06:31 PM | #4 | |
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06-03-2024, 06:38 PM | #5 |
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but then ya just said this
"Why don't they just say genius needed; but not willing to actually pay for one." Implying that those very basic requirements for a web developer were somehow genius level skills. Talkin' outta both sides of your mouth here man...
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06-03-2024, 07:17 PM | #6 | |
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06-04-2024, 11:13 PM | #7 |
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No, thats the thing, im basically retarded, and my skillset far exceeds your "dream sheats"
anyway wasnt totally tryng to shit on you, but surprised to see these junior level skills described as genius level
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06-05-2024, 01:46 AM | #8 |
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We're looking for employees with the following skillset:
- Can breathe oxygen - Can drink liquids - Can defecate - Can sleep Hit me up if you think that you fit these requirements, salary based on experience
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06-05-2024, 02:15 AM | #9 |
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I excel at that! Hitting you up now with lots of pictures and videos of my 'skill'
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06-05-2024, 09:07 AM | #10 | |
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06-07-2024, 08:37 PM | #11 |
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06-20-2024, 09:35 PM | #15 |
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Best part is this loser is clearly looking for work, or wouldnt be stressed about these "very basic" requirements.
And yet daily, I'm tossing out resumes that far exceed them. 20 years of shit talk, and hes soon toast, couldnt happen to a better person.
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